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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

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Noah washes Mirage when he's a car and it hasn't really occurred to him that it might be weird. Yes Mirage is a guy but he's also a car and cars gotta be washed sometimes. And also detailed. Hasn't crossed his mind that this is a very intimate thing to do for ur buddy and perhaps not normal.

As it happens tho, Cybertronians engage in all kinds of platonic grooming behaviours so it actual IS normal. Mirage is like wowie I'm so happy Noah likes me enough to groom me 🤩 just wish he'd let me groom him sometime 😞

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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I guess you guys deserve a treat

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I forgot my ~ FUCKING ~ walkie talkie

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Furries telling me that they can identify as the h slur because their fursona has both genitalia

this is intersexism.

i'm sorry you have to deal with it. people seem don't recognize that h slur is actually a slur and actually affects intersex people negatively. h slur can't be separated from associations with intersex people, and using it for bigenital or cosexed fursonas further promotes incorrect stereotypes about intersex people. also it's blatantly offensive to continue using a slur that is used against intersex people in various violent contexts, especially when they asked to stop.

(because posts about h slur usually get questions about replacements: cosexed or bigenital should be used in this case).

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

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when drawing requires you to draw

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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my 4 week old kitten Breezy from Real Life was confirmed intersex today by the vet and she has ambiguous genitalia! she's also kind of bald and tiny

Breezy from Real Life is intersex, and she has ambiguous genitalia! ... she's also kind of bald and tiny for whatever reason. Hope she recovers from being Bald and Tiny soon!

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I'm sorry M2, I lost my temper!

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Much needed rest

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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friendly reminder to report minors who use tags like jailbait or predbait to cybertip services because they're actively putting themselves in danger, and especially INTENSE REMINDER TO REPORT ANYONE WHO ACTIVELY ENGAGES WITH THAT CONTENT

the shotacon and lolicon tags belong to FICTIONAL characters and real minors have NO PLACE there, and frankly are dangerous to themselves and others

i'm begging you. this is super important.

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(sorry I’m giving another suggestion haha—) you should do picnic date setups! ^_^

send as many suggestions as you want! i love hearing from you guys :]

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