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DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture tsuchinoko

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I love yokai so much

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soft mothman

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butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*

*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.

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The water is for weirdos, mister 😤 shirts for non-normies are in my shop

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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

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Can you do the fresno nightcrawler please

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siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum

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What do you believe in now?

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Hearth vs Grammar

Hearth thinks of himself as a singular (and male) unit with each sub-division being merely a body-part, even though they appear as separate bodies, which makes grammar an interesting adventure.

Imagine he’s talking about scraping his knee rather than the little man and the grammar should click

Also yes this means when the little woman is speaking as his voice, you’d still say “he said”

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epic kim kitsuragi moments