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it's hard to find a mechanic knowledgeable on the ins and outs of synth anatomy, and it's harder to find one that'll put up with his wisecracks....

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As chaos descends in the United States, with the Federal Government sending military National Guard units into Los Angeles to support ICE raids of elementary school graduations, restaurant kitchens, and Home Depots, keep in mind this simple fact:

They don't have to do this.

There is no emergency. There is no need to bring hell down upon American cities and neighborhoods. This is a conscious choice to burn our nation to the ground. This is a choice to arrest moms, dads, and high school volleyball players, rather than the gang members they said were the targets. This is a choice to set our cities on fire.

A choice made by Donald Trump.

Always see that truth above all others.

This is a choice. Trump's choice.

He's choosing war.

Madness.

(Michael J. Tallon)

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NEED everyone to listen to this tiktok. a ✨gay✨ change

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cute guy refill some ink and his boobs are like woah

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The Birdcage (1996) // dir. Mike Nichols

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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this

me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?

Giancarlo: of course I remember you

me: shit you’re a good actor

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JD Vance’s interview with Theo Von is an entire cringefest but naturally there has to be a part in there about Theo Von asking him why America is funding Israel’s genocide and JD Vance just being like “it’s not a genocide actually……. It’s a conflict. That we’re trying to eliminate.” By eliminating Arab people I assume

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MEGAN THEE STALLION for her second drop of thee HGS Swimwear Line! MEGANTHEESTALLION.COM

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rewatching elementary now with the knowledge Jonny Lee Miller had started with his own sobriety and recovery whilst filming is honestly transcendent. He is so GOOD. he is gut-wrenching. The scene where Sherlock explains his sobriety feels like a leaking faucet that requires constant maintenance and offers only not to drip in return - jlm does this thing with his voice where he's on the verge of tears but bored all at once. He's wrecked by a feeling he's utterly sick to death of having. It's such a compassionate performance. On another level it is truly crazy to me that we have so many Sherlock Holmes adaptations so eager to make Sherlock an addict, but Elementary is far and away the only adaptation that does that and takes the addiction seriously. Perhaps in part because of JLM's real life recovery, but we'll never know. On a rewatch, it's a lot :')

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you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way