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waking up with a boner and rubbing that shit against the bed probably feels good as fuck !!!! AND I’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE

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We live in the dumbest, lamest cyberpunk dystopia possible.

So LA has been — and continues to — protest against ICE. These protests haven’t gotten any smaller or lost any momentum, but social media wasn’t reflecting it.

TikTok users, realizing that the platform/other social media are censoring/deleting/shadowbanning these protest videos, decided to find a workaround.

They’re calling it the LA Music Festival. Ice detention centers and other protest locations are “stages.” The hottest band is Rage Against the Machine. “Here’s what gear you should be bringing to stay safe at the LA Music Festival.”

And it fucking worked.

TikTok has become a proving ground for a lot of new music, meaning lots of labels and organizations have lucrative deals with TikTok to promote their new artists and music festivals. So they absolutely cannot censor the words “music festival” or train the algorithm to ignore it, or they risk endangering that very important revenue.

So now protest videos are flooding feeds again, but it’s the LA 24/7 Music Festival. Truly an incredible timeline we’ve landed in.

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It's kind of fascinating how the southernisms that get adopted by certain demographics are either kind of cutesy (y'all, folks) or like. AAVE. I need to get the tenderqueers saying "haul ass" to mean moving quickly

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Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

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This is from a post with a lot of reblogs yet I can't find a single person in the notes pointing out how insanely racist the entire second paragraph is. Hello??

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reminder that if you ever buy wool yarn secondhand you should put it in a plastic bag in the freezer for a week, let it thaw 24 hours, then refreeze another week. this makes sure that if there are any moths or pests they are killed by the first freeze, and the remaining eggs are lured to hatch by the thawing and then killed with the second freeze. until this process is complete you must keep the yarn isolated from your existing stash or you risk any infestation spreading. i buy a lot of wool yarn from thrift and antique shops and always do this and have never had a problem with moths or other bugs. if you buy wool sweaters or other wool things secondhand you should also do this just to be safe

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.

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you remind me of someone i knew

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the best part of that david lynch interview is this: 

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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are twinks who go to bear-related events the "straight boyfriend at pride" of the bear world? i don't go to enough irl bear events to know for sure but i am curious if that discourse exists at all in real life, cause it's really funny to me.

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Billions must resign

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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What magazines r y'all buying

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“Standing with six Texas Democrats who sought refuge in New York, Hochul told reporters: “I’m tired of fighting this fight with my hand tied behind my back. We are at war and that’s why the gloves are off – and I say bring it on.” They have the backing of prominent party figures such as Eric Holder, a former attorney general under President Barack Obama. Holder, whose organisation has long campaigned to end gerrymandering, admitted this week that he has changed his position and now believes that Democrats should respond with their own redistricting. Holder told the New York Times: “What’s driving Democrats is, I think, a legitimate response. I mean, it’s like the Germans have invaded France. Are you going to just say, “Well, we’re against war and we’re for the resolution of disputes in a peaceful way”? Sometimes you have to take up arms. And when confronted with this authoritarian, anti-democracy effort, we have to take up arms.””

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‘We are at war – bring it on’: Democrats ready to fight dirty to stop Trump

Good. Fight hard, fight dirty, fight them the exact same way they fight us. We have the numbers, and we are not fundamentally weak cowards like they are.