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yeah

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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new cat bed invented

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the thing is im literally just a dog

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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

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flocking 6/20/25 — Bolg (with something precious), Diplobune, Zhejiangopterus, Iberomesornis (with Neovenator)

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Dog of Randall the jeweller, ca. 1875

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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weirdly enchanted by this

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springtail eating a slime mold

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision