cryptidcr3ature
cryptidcr3ature
Insufferable Charles Stan/21/she-her
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cryptidcr3ature · 5 days ago
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Thinking about Atheka (spelling might be wrong, I got it from wiki) and Rajan Savarimuthu. What life did Atheka live after Raj brought her back? Did she know the sacrifice her brother gave? Did she harbor the same guilt Rajan held all those years, that she couldn’t save her brother? Did she make awkward glances at a woman who would stare at her like she knew her? Did Rajan find what he was looking for when he brought her back? Did he know he was never gonna see Elsie again and silently wish that she would be the one who gets out? TIDE AND BONE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IMPORTANT!!!
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cryptidcr3ature · 7 days ago
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Bad kids propaganda I will always believe (just started junior year):
Pansexual gorgug
Adine wears glasses
Fabian has locs
Aro/ace Riz (cannon)
Fabian and Riz are best friends
Ragh deserves everything
Tracker erasure will not be tolerated
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cryptidcr3ature · 9 days ago
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“Is that your wife?”-My Nanna (talking about Charles Smith)
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cryptidcr3ature · 9 days ago
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I’m 100% sure Charles has the craziest stories from his life before the gang and will just spring these stories with no context. Like he’d just be like:
“Yeah, once I accidentally went to Mexico. I don’t remember how.”
“Ha! I slept in a wolf den for a week once.”
“I was taking care of this kitten, but turns out it was a wild cat.”
And you will never get context for any of them.
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cryptidcr3ature · 12 days ago
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My vacation is going great 😂😂
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cryptidcr3ature · 14 days ago
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Me and my dad tried naming the Morgan we got in chapter one…
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Unfortunately the profanity check said no so
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cryptidcr3ature · 15 days ago
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I personally headcannon that Charles’s temper was much worse when he was in his teens. He hated his temper because it reminded him of his father, so he tried to pretend that he didn’t have any feelings. However when he was younger and emotional control was still a struggle, he’d often lash out in unhealthy ways. Like he tried to be a calm person and not cause fuss, but if anyone said anything to him that he didn’t like, he’d start swinging. Obviously he grew out of it, but it’s still something he’s insecure about. He didn’t want to be an angry person because that’s not who he is, but there’s this angry part of him he desperately tries to suppress. However usually when emotions are super high, his self control of his temper disappears. After his anger is released, he is swallowed by guilt. He spends time trying to correct his actions, but it’s nothing he can fix. He let his anger go, he had the reaction and his actions cannot correct it.
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cryptidcr3ature · 16 days ago
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Random Charles Headcannons because I’ve been neglecting my boy on this account.
He has terrible posture. He’s been sleeping on the ground for 14 years minimum his back HURTS and he’s gonna slouch.
Frustrated cryer. He doesn’t get super frustrated often but when he feels stuck doing something he cries.
Hates being bad at something. He oftentimes relies on his "natural talents" but if he has to learn a new skill and is bad at it, he'll lose motivation.
Can take blunt force like a champ but cannot handle piercing pain. Needles are his worst fear.
Bites his nails to the quick. Consistently calloused and unmanicured hands.
Worst patient. He will overwork himself, make himself worse, and then have to be down even longer.
He likes to sit with cats in town and just play with them. He loves cats.
I’m going to Florida so I’m gonna try to finish the drafts I’ve been meaning to.
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cryptidcr3ature · 18 days ago
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Headcannon that Charles does just dance with 0 expression but goes way too hard.
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cryptidcr3ature · 20 days ago
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Behold my post graduation project: my rdr garden!!! We have currently yarrow, sage, mint (not pictured, planted years ago), oregano, thyme, and carrot seeds. What should be next?
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cryptidcr3ature · 20 days ago
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YES SO MUCH FRENCH
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This guy is getting me through my last essay ever and I appreciate him dearly
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cryptidcr3ature · 22 days ago
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The cryptid graduated
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cryptidcr3ature · 23 days ago
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This guy is getting me through my last essay ever and I appreciate him dearly
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cryptidcr3ature · 25 days ago
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Thresher 2 reaction:
Why during finals week why CR?
AWWW BETTYS BROTHER NOOOOOO
HE AINT HERC
BETTY GOT A GUN NOW
Oh god Hercules
“Nothing is wrong” 🤨
“Secret tunnelllllllll”
DAEMON IS CRACKING ME UP
What is Hercule doing?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
HES EATING THE GUY
GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
*so French* “It’s time to fucking go”
BETTY NO
NO
NO NO NO
LETS GO BETTY IS OKAY
This set is so cool
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW
I think Noshir is plotting something FERAL there’s no reason he’s taking all these marks for nothing.
WHAT IS DAEMON?!?!?
“Woah”
A CREATURE?!?!??
Aw hell never trust a ginger
“SAN OF A BEACH”
“This is like doing an escape room with horrible people.”
WHAT IS GOING ON!
GOOD ON YOU VAL
NOSHIR DO NOT “GOOD DOCTOR” ME
Awwww I miss tide and bone.
WERE GETTING ANSWERS
SHES AMERICAN
Oh no
Oh no
NO NO NO NOT THE VIEL
OH SHIT
TENTACLES
SISTER?
SPIKES
FISH MAN
NOSHIR IS SPEECHLESS
NO VAL
Oh god nosh dropped the accent
NO VAL
GET A GUN GET A GUN
“666 in the presence of Cthulhu”
IS DAEMON DEAD???
HUNGER????
WHAT?!??!?!
Children?!
“You are not nice!”
FUCK
NO
STOP GIVING HERCULES MOVE ROLLS
Herc vs Wall is the biggest ops
“YOU ARE LIKE US??” WHAAAAAT
GILLS! GILLS! GILLS!
BETTY NO! BETTY!
RUN WITH ME?!??
DID HE DOUBLE CROSS THE DOUBLE CROSS
FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOSHIR YOU RAT BASTARD I LOVE YOUR DEVIOUS MIND
Abu I’m cracking up
“Calm down fish lad”
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW (Kesha noises)
OH THEYRE ALL DEAD EXCEPT VAL
This is too chill
WHAT HAPPENED
GOD NO WHAT THE HELL
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cryptidcr3ature · 29 days ago
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I graduate college next week and I’m still running a fan account. Cringe never dies.
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cryptidcr3ature · 1 month ago
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Daemon and Hercules are iconic in their beef, but never forget where we all began…
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cryptidcr3ature · 1 month ago
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Look thresher pt 2 comes out tonight, but I’m going out to the bars with my friends. I’m debating whether to wait for it to come out on YouTube or watch it live at the karaoke bar. Decisions, decisionsZ
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