cryptidcraab
cryptidcraab
cryptid crab crustacean Esquire
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He/ItMinor!!!!!! TF2, Portal, Wobbledogs, Homestuck, and horror fan. I am transgender gay. thie liberals.
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cryptidcraab · 5 hours ago
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there is also something kind of gross to me about the constant insinuations that the "questioning social norms" component of autism immediately turns every autistic person into a genderfuckery kinkster leftist who don't give a fuck. and I say this as someone who is a genderfuckery kinkster leftist. autism isn't a political alignment, it's a disability. sometimes the autism 'sense of justice' is wrong. sometimes an autistic person will find a home in conservative ideologies for many of the same reasons as other autistic people will find a home in communist ideologies. sometimes the autistic communist will come up with dogshit analysis even as they're guided by their sense of justice, because good political analysis isn't a feeling or a neurotype, it's a skill that you cultivate. I know it would be pleasant and emotionally soothing for you to be able to believe that autism turns someone into a superpowered leftist but it's a politically fraught and deeply questionable line of thought to be feeding into
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cryptidcraab · 4 days ago
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you have to. No I shan't say
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how do i get him off
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cryptidcraab · 4 days ago
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one are you fuckinh listening to me. we need to go back in time to get turkeys off the menu
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cryptidcraab · 5 days ago
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YES
forgot about my chess ocs. Should probably do something with them.
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cryptidcraab · 5 days ago
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Before anyone can ask this for once it ISN'T a Homestuck
forgot about my chess ocs. Should probably do something with them.
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cryptidcraab · 5 days ago
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forgot about my chess ocs. Should probably do something with them.
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cryptidcraab · 5 days ago
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Unfortunately I could not find it but it turns out that you will find absolutely absurd fetish content almost immediately if you look for that meme
Does anyone have that "going on walks gf" meme. It's a pic of a stick girl and there are a bunch of words like how they love going on walks and some shit
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cryptidcraab · 5 days ago
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WINK WONK THURDSAY
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WINK WONK THURSDAY
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cryptidcraab · 6 days ago
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Ah! So formal!
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sunday best
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cryptidcraab · 6 days ago
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Romance in 2fort
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cryptidcraab · 8 days ago
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Is it "talk to me like I'm a dog" day or is it "do I need to kill a person" day
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cryptidcraab · 8 days ago
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Is it "talk to me like I'm a dog" day or is it "do I need to kill a person" day
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cryptidcraab · 8 days ago
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i mean
fuck yeah
2. I think it's called hoplophillia?
HEAR ME OUT RN
THE ANTAGONIST {HATRED} AND POSTAL DUDE {POSTAL} ARE BOTH OBJECTUMS AND THEIR PARTNERS ARE GUNS (I think the term for being attracted to guns is erotigun?? Pls correct me if I'm wrong)
(May or may not be making a fic about the antagonist)
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cryptidcraab · 9 days ago
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Reblog to increase the speed of your computer
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Luxury and opulence
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cryptidcraab · 10 days ago
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I will buy these. I will buy them for him because I am him for real
Who in the world were these fucking made for. Ah yes the patriotic transgender bedspread that happens to be the most hideous design I’ve ever seen, perfect
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cryptidcraab · 10 days ago
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twelfth this
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you'a think this number big enough to'a get staff's attention?
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cryptidcraab · 10 days ago
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I have a sudden urge to draw the T.F.2 Engineer teaching Lambert how to make sweet tea.
Sweet tea good.
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