The local cryptid arises to complete the circle of stupidity. Willow, They/She.
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Today's Seal Is: Admiring The Flowering Bush

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why do men hate going to the doctor so much
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I can't believe VShojo embezzling half a million in charitable donations and losing half their roster in a day killed Ozzy Osbourne.
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Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city
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boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable
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tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside
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youre not fucking listening to me its not a "chuuni" eyepatch I have an actual cursed demonic eye and I have to keep it covered or I see terrible things and bleed from the socket and pass out Im not a fucking chuuni its a serious real problem
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It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.
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Cultural exchange is at a beautiful place because one of the most common asks I get is “Please draw this respected figure from my country’s history as a gay twink kissing the archenemy who defeated him in battle 😩👉👈”
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
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