cryptidjeepers

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I predict that i will have a cold in 2-3 days

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it'd be awesome if animation geared towards a mature audience didn't have three single artstyles and the subject matter not consist of gross out humor

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ENTER THE LAIR... OF THE DUNGEON MASTER!

my Gravity Falls fancomic is officially up for sale on Itch.io! (... and hopefully it stays up there. if not I'll update you but we'll just see how it goes for now.) this'll be the first time I've sold a comic online, so for 15$ USD you get 20 fully colored comic pages. should be a pretty good deal :]

this has been a huge labor of love so please do me a solid and get the word out! chances are if you like fiddauthor, stories about characters navigating gender identity and sexuality, or maybe just staring at comic pages for a couple of hours, something in here will interest you...!

>> link to Itch page <<

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saw this today

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love her. get his ass kiyohime

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I like when people try and have the moral high ground in discussions of fur vs faux fur by going like "Oh, I just thrift my fur! the solution is thrifted fur! Antique fur!" Like okay you know um yes old stuff is better because it's ensouled and craftsmanship was real back then so it will laste longer due to overall better quality but and I don't know how to break this to you, Animals Die Every Day. As long as animals die they will leave behind their body. There's nothing wrong with new furs

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guys don't worry about ai anymore

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

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NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED

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wplace sure is a milkshake duck

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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

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Moonbeam ice cream stinky ponky flick bean guy is a phannie omg

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The doctor has been absorbing the energy of every blonde woman theyve know and that how we got the 13th doctor

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13th doctor meme for y'all

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I don't know what's left after this. They announce it officially without fearing anyone and without taking into consideration international conventions. (Smotrich: We are destroying Gaza and we will not stop.)

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calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk