cryptidk
cryptidk
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Kyle. 27. All I really want in life is tattoos, concert tickets and good friends.
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cryptidk · 20 hours ago
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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cryptidk · 2 days ago
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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cryptidk · 2 days ago
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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cryptidk · 2 days ago
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its so easy to boycott eurovision that i never even know its happening until i see the posts telling people not to watch it
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cryptidk · 3 days ago
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Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.
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cryptidk · 4 days ago
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cryptidk · 4 days ago
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
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cryptidk · 4 days ago
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cryptidk · 4 days ago
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cryptidk · 5 days ago
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What do you believe in now?
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cryptidk · 5 days ago
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cryptidk · 5 days ago
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those gay firefighters are making me realise what it must have been like to be a non-supernatural watcher on tumblr in 2014 like brother i don't know which one of these men is which but for all your sakes i hope they kiss
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cryptidk · 5 days ago
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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cryptidk · 6 days ago
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cryptidk · 6 days ago
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cryptidk · 6 days ago
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I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there
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cryptidk · 9 days ago
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I hope no one takes any pope posting I may do as me supporting this guy or the catholic church. I think american pope is a rancid idea. but chicago pope is also the funniest thing I've ever heard
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