cryptidpiss

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horny … but incredibly sleepy … and i kinda have to piss but i don’t wanna get up …

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where are the pretty boys i can grope and jerk off and use like my pretty toys for my own entertainment until their brain is just fuzzy and they can only whimper and whine and beg me to use them more?

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The Kiss of the Lash - ink on paper, some digital - 2022

a commissioned piece

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Oh hey babe you're home can I get your help for a second? Yeah I need you to take off all your clothes and mount this pillow and rut and moan against it until you cum while I watch. Yes I can also pet your hair and tell you what a good job you're doing.

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Does cryptid want to hump a pillow?

makes a face like this 🥺👉👈 and nods shyly

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horny . and. want to be treated like puppydoggy

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A puppy begging their owner to cum only for them to tease back in that silly way you would a barking, needy dog.

"Awwwwh, you're barking so good, puppy! You're so cute when you're trying to talkk, awwwh. Puppies can't say words, remember?

D'you wanna cum? Is that what puppy's trying to say? Yeah? Cum? Puppy wanna cum?

Mmm, I don't know... Can't really understand those barks, baby :( At least they're cute :)"

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reblog to activate prev's shock collar

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Thinking about shibari and omorashi… tying up a desperate sub so they can’t close their legs… making sure a magic wand is pressed to their crotch so they can’t escape the stimulation… ropes on their bladder to apply constant pressure on it… making them drink and watching their underwear progressively darkening as their orgasms makes them eventually wet themselves while they moan helplessly…

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i’m really obedient and polite btw. just putting that out there.

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btw if you have ever fantasized about me you have to tell me exactly what happened. in excrutiating detail. no you dont have a choice.

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i have to go to bed bc i have to get up early for work but im too horny. i wanna hold my piss while drunk. i want someone to keep buying me drinks despite how much im squirming and whining

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i’m sad that my long distance controlled vibrator doesn’t work anymore cuz i literally could be giving tumblr mutuals permission to control my vibrator rn

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remember when i said i live in an omo fic, i went to my friends apartment today and then we realized the toilet was not working 😭

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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💞💞💞

love how you post when desperate it's so hot

hff thank youuu 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i just… wanna be jerkoff material to someone

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Waiting for someone to grab me by my VERY grabable hips