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might make a new tumblr and delete this to give myself motivation and change cryptiidzandco to yourcryptiidz

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IMPORTANT ❗❗❗ /SRS

This is a very serious topic regarding my abuser and rapist, so it would be very important to me that you read this and made sure to head my warning.

In case anyone is wondering, I have been informed from an outside source that my past abuser, formerly known by many names, the most common being Tw1tchy, has now altered their account and now goes under the name of @/emilliewritez instead. Despite having pledged to never return to Tumblr in a desperate act to play the victim who recognized they did wrong. For anyone not up to date on what they have done to me or countless others, go to @exposingtw1tchy for proof and all the explanations you need. Screenshots and more have been provided from me and a handful of other victims that, thankfully, smelled something fishy long before I did.

They have done countless things from being a pedophile and lying about their age, which they have kept ambiguous and lied about constantly, sent death threats, suicide baited me and others for months, sexualized minors, been a part of Poppytwt, show fresh sh pictures, fake mental illnesses, and so much more. And while I'm not proud of this, they suicide baited me into doing vile things for their own pleasure to keep me coming back. One of those things being drinking my own piss.

They are in my past now, so no need to apologize or feel pity. This is simply a post telling you to not. be. fucking. fooled. They are good at manipulating. They are good at playing the victim. They are so fucking good at making alt accounts to try and make them seem better with. I guarantee you if I didn't have them blocked to hell and back and they saw this post, they would make a comment with a sad emote agreeing that they are a bad person that's made mistakes and to block them, but only if you want. And I know most of you are good people that would feel the benefit of the doubt for them, like I once did, but I am telling you now not to.

To all of my followers and mutuals that had to find out about all this the hard way, I'm sorry. I try not to bring them up under any circumstances because they are a fucking disgusting piece of work that isn't worth my time. But what is worth my time is making sure people stay safe from them, and that the things that happened to me never happen again.

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hi im bitter about people not commenting on fics. im sad seeing all these authors get so discouraged because no one comments. it takes like 5 seconds! just do it!! dont know what to type? me neither! heres some handy pre-written comments for you! “I dont know what to comment! That was great! thank you for your hard work!” “That was lovely! I really enjoyed this chapter/fic.” “How dare you?” “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” “Extra kudos because one is not enough!” if you read a fic and dont know what to say, leave the tab open, come back later! see if theres a line you really liked! tell them if it reminded you of something dumb! tell them if your roommate saw you crying while reading it and now your roommate is reading it!!! SHARE WHATEVER. BE INCLUSIVE! everyone wants to hear SOMETHING. silence kills passion. show authors you care! show artists you care!!!! 

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters

A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall just short of capturing what it means to write in a character’s Voice.

Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast. 

With this in mind, I’ve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footage to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)

Before Reading:

Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie. “Y’know, maybe you should try something different.”) 

Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie. “It’s like he just can’t cry.”) 

Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie. “There’s no need to fight, I hope.”)

All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters “Okay” and “So,” they can be used like this; “Okay, so, I’m a bit worried.”

(Note: When certain traits or phrases aren’t obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)

Wilbur

General Traits:

Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.

ie. “I’m living in an eternal limbo again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.”

Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.

Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eret’s betrayal and onward.

Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.

Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word “cunt,” although rare.

Common Go-To Swears - Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)

Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.

Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.

Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.

Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.

Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.

Circumstantial Phrases:

You and I, we’re ━ (To connect positively with someone.)

ie. “You and I, we’re used to seeing the good in people.”

I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)

Don’t say that, I’ll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)

I’m afraid ━ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)

ie. “I’m afraid there’s no getting out of this now.”

There’s no reason to ━ / There’s no reason for ━ / There’s no need for ━  (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)

ie. “There’s no need for violence, gentlemen.”

Keep reading

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me: *reading fanfic*

ao3: *dies*

me: who was i, what am i to become, i am a shadow of my former self

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squeeze them

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Ranboo as a witch >:D

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Something something audience participation and regret over the decisions they make

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RANBOO IN A GOWN :]]

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o!glowduo but the team rocket pose

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Genloss lights

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✨ICON✨

DTIYS for 2k on twitter :)

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Based on actual events

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Hermitcraft antics

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neurotypicals will say they have adhd and then demonize or belittle the traits of it that aren’t quirkifiable

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Man i don't even know anymore

*squeaky toy noise*