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Wow Duolingo got hands.

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Back in town to say that the gf said "I'm planning on being with you for a long time" last night and it just feels so nice to hear that 😭❤️

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Gf still on a trip, lamenting and wailing some more

Gf on a trip, lamenting and wailing

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Gf on a trip, lamenting and wailing

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Producing absolute gobbledegook lovey dovey bullshit in my mind as I ponder my gf... must restrain urge to say any of that out loud.

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Sighhhhhh had an awkward conversation yesterday where I accidentally implied I knew more about a subject than my conversational partner and generally came off as a dick, and we've had convos since and I'm like 99% sure she's not mad at me but I'm in that cool guilt > anxiety > self isolation loop rn and I'm boutta start chewing on my desk.

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I would rather chew my leg off than go sit in my office chair in my fluorescent lit office full of loud drill sounds and cold drafts right now. A feast for the senses and by a feast I mean a terrible fuckin time.

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Ok this is a wifeguy blog but this is also a vent blog.

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God my gf is too cool to be believed, I guiltily suggested pushing our museum date back to build my new couch so I wouldn't spend the whole museum thinking about it and she actually high-key wanted to ❤️🛋️

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ok bought one but now i have been thrust into the vortex of using doordash for the first time (???ulta get a normal shipping partner???) horny brainrot got me making imprudent financial decisions

currently browsing $35+ black lipsticks because my gf said black lipstick looked hot on me. my current black lipstick is. empirically. not up to the task.

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currently browsing $35+ black lipsticks because my gf said black lipstick looked hot on me. my current black lipstick is. empirically. not up to the task.