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fucking fine you can get a sandiwch too

but im fining you for the blood you got on my car seats and the sandwich

hey oz why are you rpfing on my feed at ten pm on a Saturday night? you should be at the club.

STOPPPPPOOO LMFAOW CRYPT .... hey you could rpf with me too if you wa (ui am shot and left for dead outside the club)

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sighs and picks you up off the curb so I can bring you to the subway and bandage you up while I buy a sandwich with money I stole from your wallet

hey oz why are you rpfing on my feed at ten pm on a Saturday night? you should be at the club.

STOPPPPPOOO LMFAOW CRYPT .... hey you could rpf with me too if you wa (ui am shot and left for dead outside the club)

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I FORGOT TO UPDATE MY AGE IN MY BIO I MAY BE A FOOL

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🌑 twilight, sunrise and sunset ✨ ☀️ 🌙

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imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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been getting into speedrunners so now I need to draw fanart I guess

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Does anyone have a good paprika hendl recipe they’d be willing to share?

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what it says on the tin! I offered to throw together something on drawing raw meat (in a mouthwashing server, naturally) so here it is in case someone finds it useful

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Today I bring you the first design sketches for Zam, Pangi, and Pili in this au... I will make actual character profiles later.

I drew these on different days on different pieces of paper so idk man have fun....

Drop ideas of what their majors and shit are in my inbox 👍

Working on a modern/human realms au. I'm going to put them in the torture labyrinth (American college)

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Working on a modern/human realms au. I'm going to put them in the torture labyrinth (American college)

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Working on a modern/human realms au. I'm going to put them in the torture labyrinth (American college)

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Working on a modern/human realms au. I'm going to put them in the torture labyrinth (American college)

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this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

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THIS IS A DIVERSITY WIN

Ace has committed cannibalism before 🎉

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:3 listen to more mechs. listen to the bifrost incident. :3

Mechs albums be like "This, is a tale about betrayal and heartbreak, about falling and climbing back, about dedication, and most importantly, the weather. Here's the tale, of the itsy bitsy spider!" And it'd have the most fire songs ever