cryptwretch
cryptwretch
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lilah shae (call me either, or both). she/it, 30. 🔞
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cryptwretch · 18 minutes ago
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All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule
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cryptwretch · 21 minutes ago
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cryptwretch · 2 hours ago
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sleep forever? everyone on earth sleep quietly forever? everyone lays down where they are and sleeps forever?
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cryptwretch · 2 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 2 hours ago
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im 21 and my 20 year old friend already has 3 children but that's mostly because she's a creampie fiend
ok
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cryptwretch · 8 hours ago
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Accusing my friend who makes 18 dollars an hour of letting the fucking money change him
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cryptwretch · 8 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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‘Drive-in, slasher flick again.’
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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"you want greens on this" gesturing to dog carcass
"its cherried bro" gesturing to dog carcass
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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cryptwretch · 9 hours ago
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Between you and me? There’s now way to fake a dog dying on camera. Doesn’t work, period. It’s gotta be real.
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cryptwretch · 17 hours ago
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playing my game
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cryptwretch · 22 hours ago
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New XBOX update lets you suicidebait videogames
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cryptwretch · 22 hours ago
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i'm madly in love with you
Get real
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