cryptydmatt

[cryptydmatt]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[cryptydmatt]

hey amazon

...the fuck?

[cryptydmatt]

hey amazon

...the fuck?

[cryptydmatt]

hey amazon

...the fuck?

[cryptydmatt]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[cryptydmatt]

assigned scared at birth

[cryptydmatt]

i think what saves me from a lot of discourse is that i'm simply Not Reading All That

[cryptydmatt]

we could be dunking bread in the same little bowl of olive oil, do you ever think of that?

[cryptydmatt]

bad news! i have no idea what im doing. good news! i will continue nonetheless.

[cryptydmatt]

do not go gentle into that good night

[cryptydmatt]

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

[cryptydmatt]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[cryptydmatt]

eating outdoors feels way better and special because youre hanging out with all of the world

[cryptydmatt]

if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

[cryptydmatt]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[cryptydmatt]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[cryptydmatt]

at least there's always the Character