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due to panopticon budget cuts everyone is advised to regulate their actions under threat of their own scrutiny. this is forever btw
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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
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im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.
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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb
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they should invent a desire to be desired that doesnt just make you feel humilated and guilty
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i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma





this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it
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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
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if my cat could speak she would say that life is agony and then ask for a menthol cigarette. actually, she’d ask for the cigarette first I think.

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you're an angel i'm a dog or you're a dog and i'm your man you believed me like a god i destroy you like i am btw. if you even care
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