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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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Diana happily yelling “a baby!!!!!!!!”, reblog if you agree

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• this blogger is never going to judge you for unfollowing • this blogger is never going to hunt you down • this blogger doesn’t check who blocks them • this blogger doesn’t send anon hate • this blogger respects your space

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In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

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New rule, non muslims can’t say the word jihad. Until you stop conflating a word that means personal struggle with faith and temptation with terrorism youre just not allowed to say it.

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Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

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I heard that you loved me But only for two weeks To be hopeless or not to be, I’m weak with indecision

Could we begin again On a terrible date It would be greatly appreciated by me I’ll wear my normal shoes this time

Then maybe you’d like me Better in the sunlight If I built a raft Will you stay with me then

And fall in love all over again

Adventure Time, Min and Marty S8E12

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One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

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Rick Riordan on Twitter

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(To the tune of I Love Play Rehearsal)

I hate everybody. Because they’re the worst! Because they’re all dumb.

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Listen,, do “shitty” art, shade with black, fuck up anatomy horrendously, make stiff lines and fuck color theory be creative make mistakes and learn from them yourself life’s too short for perfectionism have a little fun while you’re here

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Unpopular opinion: Religion isn’t inherently bad or good. But it is dangerous.

It all depends on the context and how it’s utilized.

Religion can turn violent and uncaring people into more docile and merciful folk, but it can also turn healthy people to self-loathing and guilt complexes.

It can be used for positive social change, but also for violence and terrorism.

It can condone and support research and science, or suppress them.

It can build strong communities and familial ties, but it can also isolate people from their communities and families.

It should be practiced responsibly or it shouldn’t be practiced at all.

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favorite character:*is about to do something embarrassing*

Me:*pauses tv*

Me:*stares into space and cringes for 10 minutes, goes for a walk, rocks back and forward in the shower, sits on couch regrettably*

me:*presses play*

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anyways dont reblog any art from tumblr user redkatherinee

she literally drew her oc boiling trans people alive and made art saying that people are not allowed to draw junkrat with top surgery scars because “hes canonically cis boy, not a girl”. filth like that doesnt deserve any exposure.

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Bless the dear lord god all the care bears are trans