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more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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I feel like the psyops are back…

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Every shampoo bottle should be designed to stand on its squirt end like newer ketchup bottles do. Why am I in the shower shaking my OGX like I'm trying to make a protein smoothie in a blender bottle? Am I training for the Jerk Off Olympics? We have the technology. Get the fuck out of here.

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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

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the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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Oh boy I sure do love solitude, it’s so great to just hang out with me and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “myself” and “my-

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

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flingo

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew

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I've seen multiple different artists on Tumblr draw pictures of some sort of amphibious hybrid of housecat and catfish, possibly riffing on each other's work, and every time I see this creature all I can think is that I desperately want a video game where you play as this horrible thing.

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Cats with knives.