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i鈥檓 annoying as fuck online but in person i am soso charming & endearing, i promise you. this is the truth. i swear on my life that i [STARTS COUGHING UP BLOOD]
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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
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you want to know what happens when someone has mommy issues AND daddy issues? i can show you. come here. Come closer
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i think more people would be getting laid if it wasn't a logistical nightmare
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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you eat food and then it鈥檚 gone. cant eat it again. stupidest shit ever
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when you're autistic and/or adhd, letting yourself get weird and a little embarrassing is an important part of unmasking and finding your authentic self
never be ashamed to just exist authenticly and don't be an ass about other people living without a sense that they need to hide parts of themselves from the world.
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