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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.
Me: Yeah that was on purpose.
Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?
Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.
Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.
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I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?
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I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.
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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)
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sea butterflies, Limacina helicina (Gastropoda: Limacinidae)
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average conversation with straight women
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