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Mao Mao again!

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HAHAHAHA WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW ARREST ME FOR MY CRIMES FOR MINE IS ART ART CAN NEVER BE OPPRESSED BY DUMB LAWS! MY ART IS FREEDOM

Hey sheriff BEHOLD MY CREATION!

*the kingdom is Now covered in multiColorful Powder*

*Sneezing violently*

Dudeeee you didn't done anything as a sheriff so far- ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ

*Sniffs it up* MAGIC POWDEEEEEEER

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

HELLL YEAHHHHH IM ABOUT TO BE 21 YEARS OLD IN LIKE 11 DAYS

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This is disgusting That hospital needs to be Banished, I hope your friend and the people who suffered Recover from that horrible Hospital

⚠️CHILDREN ARE BEING MOLESTED AT THIS HOSPITAL⚠️ REBLOG!

I don't care that i don't do this type of posting but one of my close friends was molested while having an appointment at this hospital. the doctor who was giving her a check up threatened to kill her if she said anything about it (i will update you if i get the name of her, she's not in the picture) and it absolutely enrages me that she has been working there for 20 years and nobody believes my freind was sexually assaulted .

⚠️ im not sure how this is meant to be done but please do anything, reblog, share, leave a bad review, anything to get this evil fucking hospital and it's disgusting doctors out of business.⚠️

this is not just for my friend but any of the poor people, children and infants who are being mistreated here.

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This should go to the art gallery where Mona Lisa resides

My masterpiece

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Brother euuuhhh

Do forgive me if you’ve already answered this but I am a bit curious purely due to so many who have drawn their shittens but was Helieanthine one of those adorable newborns or was she an “ugly” baby?

I suppose that it depends on who you ask to... I leave it to your judgement! I have personally never seen a newborn that I could call adorable, but you know they get better at the toddler stage... some of them anyhow. 🤣

Thank you for your ask!💙

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https://youtu.be/ySbgRwQi3Rc?si=NhZSzf7cHG2uaC3L

Yo this reminds me of shamura in their early days

@whysoblue2

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But what If the entire human population Did managed to entered the lands of the old faith?

Since Bean Is human

I'm kinda worried that if they haven't told the bishops about Humans As a species, That yeah there's good Humans But there's the Bad Humans and The Advanced Technology Humans Achieved

(Also Poor The Entire sheep kind)

What if The entire Human Speices Started Appearing and Started To Fear The bishops Resulting a Long War That might result of Casualties

Well the good news is there's no way that can happen in this AU. Bean will never be able to go home no matter how hard they try and others can't make their way through the way they came in to get there.

Bean has told them a bit about humans though! Shamura sees them as smarter versions of the followers, Kallamar sees them as mostly novelty collector pieces, heket is reeling over how different bean says they look in terms of sexual dimophism, and Leshy thinks they seem crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

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IM ALIVE AND STANDING

mao mao fans are you guys alive still?

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And another would be "Come one Shamura, Think- FUCK!"

So uhh I remembered in the Fan fic The last bishop to fall, In their early chapters When Lambert Accidently Told Leshy "look" To his Face considering The fact he's blind That reminded me of This one tiktok Video of Grant Wisler Called "Why I can't be a therapist" and The first Segment Is how Lambert and leshy Talked Like it was crazy

https://youtube.com/shorts/eJ3OtabYdRs?si=PB5Vx6FILb8Y6fwB

This cracked me LMAO. It's 100% Lambert trying to speak to Leshy and failing miserably. 🤣

Next up is going to be "Hey Kall, listen...---ah shit!"

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#I think died and Entered Heaven met this Jesus

“Kings can dream too”

Or what I would like to call “Nari-jesus”

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My Most favorite ask for This Queen who made the fanfic

I told you I would make a ask Dedicated to Hating all three characters! Theran isn't included Sure he's a Dum dum But At least he Learns from his Mistakes unlike those Three mfs I loathe, So if The lamb must see this Or Anyone else's, Here's Three People I wanted to Say about them so expect alot of swearing

To Elyssia The Exiled Bitch (TYREN'S COUSIN LOOKING AHH)

THANK THE FUCKING LAMB YOU'RE IN YEARLY EXILE YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH ASS MUTT, YOU HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO MANIPULATE A GREIFING TEENAGER WHO HAD LOST HIS SISTER FROM FOUR YEARS AGO TO A EXECUTIONER TO TRY TO KILL THERAN JUST BECAUSE YOUR ASSHOLE ABLEIST EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE SIBLING GOT HEARTBROKEN BY THERAN BECAUSE HE SAID SOME MEAN SHIT TO POOR LESHY AND SIMPLY YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM AT ALL, NOW TOMS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU WHICH WAS SO FUCKED UP BTW, KALLAMAR SHOULDVE KILLED YOU BUT AT LEAST HE LET LAMBERT JUDGED AND SENTENCES YOU TO YOUR FATE, SO BYE BYE BYE ELYSSIA! SEE YA LATER, SAYANORA, ADIOS MALDITA PUTA! (fucking bitch in spanish) HOPE YOU LIVE IN TERRIBLE SHAME

And Then TO Ambre The Fucking emotional Bastard mutt who Hurt leshy and theran

FUCK YOU. YOU THINK THERAN WOULD COME BACK TO YOU AFTER TRYING TO GET YOUR WAY WITH HIM BY BEING DRUNK AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM?! FUCK NO

NOT ONLY YOU MISTREATED LESHY FOR HIS APPEARANCE AND HIS BLINDNESS BUT YOU EMOTIONALLY ABUSE AND MANIPULATE THERAN, BY USING YOUR SHITTY PAST AND HIS TERRIBLE PAST AS LEVERAGE WHICH IS SO FUCKED UP THANK THE LAMB LESHY BITE YOUR STUPID ARM, AND THERAN TELLING YOU WAS THE MOST SASTIFYING THING OF MY LIFE AND I HOPE YOU WILL NEVER HURT THEM NEVER AGAIN, IF YOU DO, I HOPE NARINDER OR HEKET RIPS YOU APART BETTER YET MAYBE LET SHAMURA BECOME THEIR FORMERSELVES FOR JUST A MOMENT ON YOUR HEINOUS ASS

And lastly to Travis The Disgusting Stalker And creeper

STAY AWAY FROM KALLAMAR, WHAT PART OF STAY AWAY DONT YOU GET IT, KALLAMAR ISNT INTERESTED IN YOU, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, NO MEANS FUCKING NO, HANDS OFF OF HIM, GO NEAR KALLAMAR ONE MORE TIME, MAY HEKET ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR PRIDE YOUR ATTITUDE AND YOUR BONES (its sorta a reference to epic the musical) BETTER YET I HOPE YOU'RE GET TURNED INTO A RUG MAYBE INTO BEAR STEW LIKE IN RED DEAD REMDEMPTION, YOU BETTER CATCH MY HANDS MF I WILL DEFEND KALLAMAR WITH MY LIFE, JUST KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF THAT DOCTOR!

Phew I think that's all of them, So I'm sorry if I did get carried away also I still love your fan fic btw!

^^^^^ SPOILER WARNING IF YOU DIDN'T READ CHAPTER 26

Now to answer! I feel the same, and I wrote them bastards so don't worry go ballistic on them as much as you like! And if anyone has more to add or feels differently, please feel free to add or defend! This is now an official bashing Twins&Bear post!

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ILL GO STEAL IT BACK

Boss How's The crown? Are you Still wearing it?

No. I have lost it

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I'm sorry

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU FUCKING LOST IT?!

Boss How's The crown? Are you Still wearing it?

No. I have lost it

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AYOO?!

yall fw mao mao heroes of pure heart?

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WE STILL HAVE HOPE

Actually where is Baal and aym?

Thank you for asking!!! I've replied before about it so I'll quote the reply here

The answer is: they are not in the picture yet. They will tho, but I scheduled it for somewhere after we have a proper Narilamb. At the moment Lambert is dealing with an emotionally constipated cat that can't figure out what he wants from himself, his family and whatever this thing they have going on is. I am sure that Aym and Baal will come up, who knows maybe as a gift for said cat? Maybe in time for the wedding? That'd be nice! The follow-up question is "when will Narilamb happen?"

In the previous reply, I said "Not in Leshy's fic" ... maybe in Kall's? 👀

Thank you for asking!💙

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AND ILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN

For narinder My favorite bishop Character Other than Kallamar

*The gifts Are a bunch of Sugar Skulls and a A skeleton puppet and a Life sized (Totally not Just Buried it from a Grave from the cult Yeah Definitely not-) Skeleton like from those Health school Classes and a Decorated Horse or Dog Skull*

Cuz He needs Praise

They never spoke about it ever again... But Nari liked the gift!!!💙

Thank you!