Quit smoking fags with the lads. Come smoke reefer with a griefer
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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me
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bring his ass to a simmer
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i want to be flirted with!!! i want to be desired!!! i want to be lusted after!!!
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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so glad that funny knuckle tattoo ideas is becoming a new meme because i’ve been compiling a list for YEARS on my phone. this is a subject i think about a lot.
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My oil painting of Gatorade Arctic Blitz
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we can save those guys stuck in that ramshackle submarine. we simply need to drink all the water in the ocean
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the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end
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Why did my friend’s manager do him like this IDJSJFKSKFNSKFNAJFN
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Wage slave markiplier considered nsfw
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The Gollum game is such an incredible throwback. Back in the PS2 era that type of buggy movie tie-in game was a dime a dozen & no one would've even noticed but by virtue of coming out in 2023, the last of its breed, it's a king, beheld with quiet horror by all. It crashes every five minutes even on the best hardware and when apologizing for its instability the devs misspelled their own game's name
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gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam
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how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today
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