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fuck roblox I'm going to try Minecraft

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can we give characters lame scars. boring scars. sometimes you dont need to have a big mystery for it. i have a scar on my hand from scratching it on a plastic donut container. lifes full of surprises like that.

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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

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life is literally so easy if you get scared you can just pretend to use the bathroom for 30 to 60 years

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Wish my nose was bleeding rn I’m bored

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literally just let me have a gun cmon ugghhhhh *jumps at service weapon and they restrain me* Ok guess it's like not ok to make jokes anymore guess you guys hate pranks anymore

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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The Roaring Knight

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Carolknight is a hilarious theory because yeah this is a grown-ass woman with a house and a job aurafarming on her daughter's girlfriend

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behold his cool guy swag

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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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First you are born then you are subjected to thousands of millions advertisements in your eyes and ears

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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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When will pride month be over already