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The Jojamart Junimo

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it was not on wheat...

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care

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I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership

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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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Here is your mission.

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right

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!👏

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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