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if a horse kills you your soul is added to its collection
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no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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yea i'm into BDSM
B- Being a
D- Disappointment to
S- So
M- Many people
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Animal sizes for comparison
Moose
Grey Wolf
Maned Wolf
Sea Otter
Toucan
Grizzly Bear
Polar Bear
Stellar Sea Lion
Cow
Pig
Raven
Black Bear & Bengal Tiger
White-Tailed Deer
Buffalo
Capybara
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food network show idea
contestants must fight to the death using any kitchen tool excluding knives on the brink of death they may prepare a meal to impress the judges how good their meal is decides whether they live or die bodies are disposed of in the oven
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AND AH WOOLD WALK FIVE HUNDERD MIHLES AND AH WOOLD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS A THOOSAND MIHLES TO FALL DOON AT UOUR DOOR
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