csevet-aisava
csevet-aisava
#1 OARFISH FAN
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Baz/Cecil | 21 | ve/ver, they/them, he/him | White | They always ask "where were you the night of the murder" never "HOW were you the night of the murder" | Icon by @pixelpastry
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csevet-aisava · 11 hours ago
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csevet-aisava · 14 hours ago
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I’ve been waiting since March to post this…
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csevet-aisava · 15 hours ago
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me: oh no! 😱 I dropped my phone 📱 in the dead sea 💀🌊 which has a famously high average salt 🧂 content of 290ppt, almost nine times that of the ocean. if only someone were brave enough to retrieve it for me 🥺
my best friend wound man (helpful to a fault): I will go ☝️🤕
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csevet-aisava · 20 hours ago
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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Unusual Saints To Pray To
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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happy pride from bisexual scrooge! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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csevet-aisava · 2 days ago
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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!
anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know
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drawing my favorite jojo villains #5: dio brando
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