cssengineer
cssengineer
An Agitated Programmer
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he/himComplaining on Tumblr is a good alternative to punching my computer screen, right?
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 meets
On my calendar
On my calendar
On my calendar
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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Big things are happening, people. Teammates are frequently coming to me for help on their projects.
Do I always know the answers to their questions? Absolutely not. But they THINK I know the answers. Which actually means more, if you don’t think about it.
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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Update: I never even gazed at the pond. And I do not intend to.
It’s high time I dip my toes into Rust
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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Me, offering my teammate the bug fix story that will certainly drive them to insanity
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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I watched a youtube video about GraphQL last night and it is not at all what I thought it was. And then it made me realize that SQL, too, isn’t what I thought it was. And now I feel rather silly.
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cssengineer · 11 months ago
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Hi Tumblr, I’m back. I hope you’ve all been well.
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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CSS art terrifies me to the point that I don’t even have the courage to try it. Tremendous respect to people who can make it.
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I don’t want to come off negative… but you know how these things go.
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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Still waiting for the sword person x pikachu person collab
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The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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For those new to code culture, I encourage you to revisit the original post’s comment section numerous times over the coming weeks.
Because the battle over that choice for H is going to age like fine wine. Sure, sure, there’s a definitively right answer. But what power does definition hold in the face of emotion? 
Maybe we can make a scavenger hunt out of it. Point values for potential phrases below:
{
     “Describes” : 1,      “Instructions” : 2,      “Markup Language” : 3,     “Haskell” : 5,      “Turing Complete” : 8
}
The only statement I’ll go on record saying is that whichever side you take, I respect you and you’re safe here.
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Learn alphabet with programming languages
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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A lot of computer science algorithms are just means to describe activities humans do naturally.
Sorting a list? Humans do it no problem; heck, in a vacuum one might adhere exactly to a quicksort + insertionsort hybrid (a speedy combo on many datasets) without even knowing it.
Bigger example: graph theory. The foundation of modern databases, neural networks, and gps routing came from the contemplation of the people of Königsberg. Euler just harnessed raw thought into a concrete set of rules and instructions that further our innate abilities.
Tragic news like half the ways people talk about magic in fiction could irl be applied to maths
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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It’s an honor and a privilege to be a part of codeblr
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Hiya! I've compiled a list of some of the currently active Tumblr blogs that are dedicated to all things coding and programming - this includes frontend dev, backend dev, web dev, game dev, etc. These are blogs I also follow (I try to follow as many as I can) and I like what they post, and I just wanted to share it with more people!
I will keep updating this post whenever a new blogger pops up or if some blogs deactivate - some of my fav blogs deactivated which is super sad since I loved seeing their coding posts on my dashboard! Anyways, onto the blogs!
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@code-es ☆ @web-dev-with-bea ☆ @mileotero ☆ @sunlearnscoding ☆ @anndcodes ☆ @kirjh ☆ @zoeythebee ☆ @psychoticdesigns ☆ @yyshenblog ☆ @shivanitanwarsblog ☆ @cloudylogs ☆ @aleksey-kivaiko ☆ @simplywebstuff ☆ @codingflicks ☆ @checks ☆ @podokonnik ☆ @adventuresincodeandcoffee ☆ @knitjumpergames ☆ @pizzatriestostudy ☆ @codeparttime ☆ @programmerhumour ☆ @avkera ☆ @datavids ☆ @womaneng ☆ @shahednasser ☆ @cssengineer ☆ @soybananamilkcodes ☆ @frithams
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Again, if there are more out there, let me know so I can update the list! If you want your @ taken off the list, let me know too! Thank you and I hope more people follow these super cool blogs and enjoy their posts the way I have! 💻💗💗
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cssengineer · 2 years ago
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I do hope I’m not the only one who takes 8 hours to decide on a font stack. And it still never feels exactly right.
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cssengineer · 3 years ago
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C is a shot of American Rye (100 proof, bottled-in-bond)
Python is a Ramos Gin Fizz
Javascript is a bone-dry, dirty, vodka martini
React a Cosmopolitan
Angular an Appletini
Express an Espressotini (yea I say that instead of “espresso martini” because I find it more fun this way)
C# is a Sazerac with equal parts cognac and whiskey, and the person making it will HAVE to tell you how “a lot of people say it’s the first cocktail, but that’s not really true”
if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke
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cssengineer · 3 years ago
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Submitting a PR without unit tests is like having a manhattan without a cherry
Sure, it’s easier, but exceedingly less satisfying
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cssengineer · 3 years ago
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Can never settle on just the right DPI setting for my mouse
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cssengineer · 3 years ago
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It’s high time I dip my toes into Rust
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cssengineer · 3 years ago
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Well of course. Mina is an ELITE data wrangler.
Want to go on record and say that the owner of this blog did, in fact, read dracula daily. Time and time again I tried to think of fun ways to relate it to programming. Yet time and time again I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
Not because there weren’t ways I could shoehorn in a weird analogy, but because I admired the characters too much to force one. Idk it just felt disrespectful to bring code into this.
Will happily disrespect Dracula, though. Got some real cobol energy from that dinosaur. Particularly the way he drains the life out of a lot of happy, wonderful people.
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