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Since I haven’t been around you probably think I have my shit together and I’m out there living my best life but yeah no
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what other show creator/writer is doing it like this seriously

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Internet Archive Book Images Image from page 591 of “Die Gartenwelt” (1897)
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Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic
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a crozier per episode → nine. the c, the c, the open c
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how it feels to hang out with someone who doesn’t know about your weird crush

#someone asked me to hang out tomorrow and i’m just thinking#what the fuck am i gonna talk to this person about#i only have 2 thoughts and they are fiddle tunes and milfs
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Star Trek
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homosexuality be damned my boy can play some cricket
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My five year plan is to just see what happens
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if only my job were fondly emailing old ladies
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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
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i haven't seen you in a while. are you into incest now?
I don’t enjoy anything
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my favorite thing to do at work is sit at my desk eating a giant bowl of chopped raw vegetables and watch someone much more competent than me edit a shared document in real time
i feel like a little animal in a cage, confined yet unburdened, watching the stressed out humans go about their lives
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