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WOLVERINE + THE COWL in DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE FOR @d1stalker

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i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

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I’d love to see more of Ahsoka in your style— maybe season 7 🥺

I added rex, as a treat

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i think possibly my favorite anakinism and one i think about a rather unhealthy amount is his body language and how he almost always looks viscerally uncomfortable and vaguely like a child who is scared of getting slapped. even when he’s being confrontational he looks sooo defensive like wow girl you have never fully processed anything that’s happened to you and you will carry the weight of it forever

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this CIS propaganda poster goes stupid hard

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hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

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i think boba tea exists in star wars with the exact same taste and components as the real thing but it has some stupid name like orb fluid or something

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It’s been three months since my last set of recs and, in that time, this fandom has been on fire pretty much 24/7! Do I mean being on fire in the sense of a tire fire? Do I mean being on fire in the sense that everyone has been rocking it? Yes. And the fic that the fandom produces makes all of the rollercoaster worth it because, holy crap, I can never be dead on the inside when fic makes me feel this many things! I HAVE FELT SO MANY THINGS WHILE READING THESE FICS and I’m not going to be alone in that. So have some fic that I really loved! I’m less appreciative, however, of how you guys are putting out more fic than I can keep up with, so this list is once again a mere fraction of the good stuff out there. But at least you’ll be crying from feelings alongside me and hopefully find something that really tickles you to read! We could all really use some distraction and something good in this world, so STAR WARS fandom is here to do its best to provide. STAR WARS FIC RECS: PREQUELS RECS: ✦ Best (Questionable) Practice by Papook, jocasta nu & jaster mereel, 1.2k    Maybe this one will talk, Jo thought, watching the man walk down the path approaching her hiding place. Every other person she had interrogated thus far had been singularly unhelpful, with no response worth recording. She was beginning to despair of finding any sources for her research, but she was determined to follow every possible lead. ✦ Bloodlines by KCKenobi, obi-wan & anakin & dooku, 35.8k    or: your classic family road trip across a desert planet, except your grandpa is, you know, a Sith Lord. And now he’s sort of starting to bond with your Jedi dad. And that might be an issue. ✦ walk by faith/tell no one what you’ve seen by Killbothtwins, obi-wan & qui-gon & bant & bruck & tahl & dooku & cast, time travel, 39.1k    After the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year old body. Now all he needs to do is convince everyone he’s psychic, trick his Master into taking him on before he’s sent to Bandomeer, redeem a few bad guys, and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Pretty easy. It’s not like the Sith are lurking on the horizon, waiting to devour the Jedi Order. ✦ Recovery by Peach_Bitters (peachybitters), obi-wan & anakin, 1.4k    Obi-Wan falls ill during a mission and Anakin convinces his master to let him fill in for him. ✦ Beach Day by AdaliaK, obi-wan & anakin, 2.9k    Obi-Wan tries to have a relaxing day at the beach with Anakin. It goes about as well as most things in Obi-Wan’s life. ✦ Just Resting My Eyes by hellowkatey, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & rex, 1.2k    During a war, sleep is few and far between sometimes. Especially for stubborn Jedi who think meditation is a substitute for a REM cycle. ✦ cause a commotion (jump in the ocean) by loosingletters, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka, mer!anakin, 1.2k    Ahsoka worries about finding a Master and instead finds a friend haunting the ponds in the Room of a Thousand Fountains. ✦ it takes a village by svitzian, obi-wan & anakin & plo & bant & kit & quinlan & aayla & luminara, 11.6k    While Obi-Wan has business to attend to, Anakin is under the supervision of a string of Jedi babysitters. ✦ When the Master’s Away… by AdaliaK, obi-wan & anakin, 3.1k    When Obi-Wan goes out, leaving Anakin alone, the mischievous Padawan decides to flaunt all his master’s rules. As always with Anakin, disaster ensues. ✦ How Soon Is Now by victoria_p (musesfool), obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & luke & leia, 1.2k    Time moves differently on Malachor. ✦ Villains and Knaves by Be_Right_Back, obi-wan & hondo & katooni, 4.1k    Hondo has a run-in with Obi-Wan, which is always good for morale, and bad for profit. ✦ a void in the deserted temple by nadiavandyne, barriss & ahsoka & luminara, time travel, ~1k    When Barriss first sees Ahsoka again, she throws up. (Or, Post-Order 66 time travel, Barriss Offee edition.) ✦ Special Collections by Papook, obi-wan & cody & jocasta & clone ocs, 3.5k    The Negotiator gets an unexpected comm from an unusual place. Enter LIIL Squad, stage right. ✦ undeserving fall (this kind of sunlit love) by loosingletters, luke/palpatine & cast, time travel, 9.6k    A Naboo proverb says that it takes seven steps to fall from grace or climb towards glory. Sheev had never understood why the fall wasn’t considered a victory, when he had fallen towards the dark side with laurels adorning his head. ✦ Carbonite Tears by SiennahRobek, anakin & ahsoka & cast, 2.7k    In a new attempt to turn Anakin Skywalker to the dark side, Chancellor Palpatine orchestrates the disappearances of heavily pregnant Padme Amidala and Master Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi. It backfired. Nobody really won. ✦ Secrets of the Temple by AdaliaK, ahsoka & cast, 3.6k    Youngling Ahsoka goes on a misguided adventure through the lower levels of the Jedi Temple and makes some interesting discoveries along the way. ✦ well-lived by CeruleanTactician, yoda & dooku & anakin, 1.2k    With the death of Count Dooku, the Republic is on the verge of victory. Not long after, Yoda takes the time to say goodbye to his last padawan. ✦ black gloaming by loosingletters, shmi & ahsoka & ocs & cast, 1.8k    “Shmi Skywalker, meet Sahki Tano and her daughter Ahsoka.” A few weeks after her son left Tatooine, Old Jira asks Shmi if she could take in two newly-captured slaves. ✦ With the Tide by KCKenobi, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka, 3.6k    the disaster lineage ends up on the beach in the rain. Anakin says some things he regrets. Obi-Wan has a secret. And Ahsoka’s just tired of being caught in the middle. ✦ unbalanced, triumphant, and trying again by katierosefun, obi-wan & anakin, 2.6k    sometimes you just want to go home, wherever that may be. ✦ peace (finally) by billowypants, obi-wan & padme (& anakin), 1.5k    In the aftermath of her husband’s Fall, Padmé Amidala searches for peace. ✦ A Mountain Retreat by Peach_Bitters (peachybitters), obi-wan & anakin & bail antilles & ocs, eventual discipline, 4.2k wip    Obi-Wan and his young Padawan, Anakin, go to stay with friends in the mountains of Alderaan. Anakin learns to love snow, and finds new ways to get himself into trouble. Mistakes are made and lessons are learned, and a lot of fun is had along the way. ✦ a journey to hope by CloudySkyWars, obi-wan & ahsoka & cody & cast, 6.5k    It’s a big galaxy out there. Ahsoka searches for Obi-Wan after Order 66, and gets some help on the way. ✦ A Series of Chaotic Reports by Binouchetruc, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & yoda & dooku & qui-gon & cast, 5.5k wip    This is a story where we share the suffering and delight of the Jedi Council through various reports of various Padawans through the years. ✦ Anakin’s Birthday by Peach_Bitters (peachybitters), obi-wan & anakin, 1.3k    Anakin is about to celebrate his first birthday as a Jedi Padawan and Obi-Wan helps to make it special. Pure fluff. ✦ Not Much Has Changed, Except for Everything by hellowkatey, obi-wan & anakin, time travel, 4.4k    Anakin is angry at Obi-Wan, and the Force decides to intervene by throwing him back in time. OBI-WAN/ANAKIN RECS: ✦ For Breakfast by Crowgirl, obi-wan/anakin, 2.6k    The house by the lake is small, primitive compared with their Academy lodgings, but it’s also quiet, blissfully quiet and far away from anything that might turn into a battle or an ambush or a skirmish or even a brawl. ✦ Let me be that I am by Himboskywalker, obi-wan/anakin & cast, eventual NSFW, a/b/o, male pregnancy, 5.2k wip    A year after the war is won and Sidious defeated, the galaxy limps on and recovers, though many find healing a difficult thing. Anakin most of all, until the impossible becomes possible, and he discovers something more terrifying than war, the unknown of what he thought he could never have. ✦ Satellite Mind by intermundia, septemberist, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 19.3k    Five times Obi-Wan heard Anakin’s thoughts, and one time Anakin heard Obi-Wan’s. ✦ Significant Bother by obiwanobi, obi-wan/anakin & qui-gon, 4.8k wip    Qui-Gon Jinn lives to train Anakin, and it somehow turns Anakin and Obi-Wan into lifelong enemies. It’s a shame they work so well together anyway. ✦ there is no heart for me like yours by RexIsMyCopilot, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 4.3k    Anakin wasn’t even aware what he was doing, but everything Anakin did was turning Obi-Wan on like a switch. When they are finally alone, Obi-Wan makes sure he knows the effect he has on Obi-Wan. ✦ respect to speak, and trust by treescape, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, ~1k    Or, after one too many acts of insolence in public, Obi-Wan sets a punishment. ✦ nothing compares to you by RagnarLothcat, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & rex & palpatine & mace & padme & yoda & cast, time loop, 30.2k wip    Sometimes you only get one chance to make things right. But when you’re Anakin Skywalker, Chosen One, sometimes the Force intervenes to give you a second chance. Or a third. Or a fourth. ✦ pretty bird and the blanket thief by tennessoui, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & cody & rex, NSFW, modern au, d/s, read the tags, 14.5k    A stupid, petty fight between stupid, petty people leads to Anakin banning sex for however long it takes to get Obi-Wan to see reason. Definitely telling Obi-Wan he can’t touch his own pretty bird is going to first of all, work, and second of all, end well for everyone involved. Sure. Totally. ✦ Run Away With Me by intermundia, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, a/b/o, 8k    Several months after their mating, Obi-Wan and Anakin have left the Jedi and the war to travel the galaxy. Busy nesting for his upcoming heat, Anakin has been complaining of a sense of danger in the Force, and his nightmares have been getting worse. Is it just pre-heat anxiety as Obi-Wan suspects, or something more sinister? ✦ to love is to burn, to be on fire by RexIsMyCopilot, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 5.8k    Anakin and Obi-Wan attend the coronation of a queen on Naboo. Or: fancy clothes go on, fancy clothes come off. ✦ cute guy, fast car, i’m all yours by wanderlove, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, modern au, 7.3k    In which Anakin saves a rich lawyer from a low-level Hutt enforcer and gets himself railed as a reward. ✦ à la carte by RagnarLothcat, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & mace & satine & quinlan & cast, NSFW, modern au, 13k    Anakin Skywalker is a perfectly normal grad student. He spends his days at the robotics lab, his evenings working at an upscale restaurant and his weekends on inadvisable hookups. That is, until Obi-Wan Kenobi saunters into his workplace and sweeps him off his feet. ✦ immortal and divine by Himboskywalker, obi-wan/anakin & cast, NSFW, sith!obi-wan, sith!anakin, 4.3k    In which Obi-Wan and Anakin fall to the dark and swear their allegiances to Sidious and Dooku.Obi-Wan hates the boy he blames his master’s death for,and he hates and hates and hates.But for the strangest reason that boy grows into a man,and never wavers in his allegiance to a Sith he might have called master. ✦ disobedience is a demand for change by RexIsMyCopilot, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, dom/sub, daddy kink, 4.5k    Anakin acts like a brat for feeling guilty about something. Obi-Wan gives Anakin what he’s looking for. ✦ Lux Æterna by obiwanobi, obi-wan/anakin, author chose not to use warnings, 4k    There is no braid in his hair, —there has never been a braid in his hair,— masters bow too low in front of him and padawans’ whispers are always louder when he’s close by. ✦ we’ll make it to the other side by beetlesacquired, obi-wan/anakin, nsfw, a/b/o, read the tags, 1.5k    All he could think about was Anakin, the fear Anakin must’ve felt even as he masked it with anger, the worry that he’d been abandoned as a casualty of war, that Obi-Wan wasn’t coming for him. ✦ Prompted | Ventrobikin by intermundia, obi-wan/ventress & obi-wan/anakin & obi-wan/anakin/ventress, NSFW, 9.5k wip    A collection of short smutty oneshots written in response to prompts :) ✦ deception: epilogue by RexIsMyCopilot, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 6.2k    Anakin and Obi-Wan renew the physical part of their relationship after Rako Hardeen ✦ holy hands by Demi_Fae, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, a/b/o, 1.1k    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker love each other and always will, through a hundred lifetimes and a thousand years. ✦ Vows and Promises by lowstandards, obi-wan/anakin & padme & satine & quinlan/asajj & palpatine & cast, NSFW, modern au, 11.2k    Or: the resulting AU of watching Four Weddings and a Funeral for the millionth time but there’s only one wedding and no funeral in this ✦ Fine Pearls & Bad Leather by SingManyFaces, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, bodyguard au, 1.6k    Lord Kenobi spends the night in with the captain of his personal guard while abroad in the Lake Country. ✦ O Trespass Sweetly Urged by Artemis_Unbound, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 8.6k    Anakin and Obi-Wan witness a sex ritual while on a mission. Obi-Wan doesn’t understand why Anakin is so scandalized by this, until Anakin admits that he’s never had sex. Obi-Wan…might need a minute to process that. ✦ touch of heaven with a wild side by Demi_Fae, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, sex pollen, 1.3k    “That was one of the things we were able to figure out while you were…” Anakin gestured to Obi-Wan who nodded for him to continue. “You would have to ask Kix about the specifics, but it’s some sort of combination reproductive and defense feature, and at this point it’s basically orgasm or…” ✦ marks for excellence by treescape, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, modern au, professor!obi-wan, 2.1k    Or, Anakin helps his husband, Professor Kenobi, with his grading. ✦ Snap, Crackle, Pop by intermundia, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, spanking, 5.2k    Several months into the Clones Wars, Anakin disobeys Obi-Wan’s orders during the Battle of Muunilinst and puts himself in grave danger. Returning to his Master, he finds him at his wits end. Obi-Wan asks if Anakin can think of any consequences that would actually work in teaching him a lesson, and is surprised by the answer. ✦ color me by Demi_Fae, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 2.5k    Obi-Wan had never seen such a bright color, on himself or on anyone else. ✦ blue, for you by y0u_idjits, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 2.6k    “What do you think?” he asks, a touch breathless. “Would it suit me?” Obi-Wan is utterly frozen. He swallows loudly and starts, “Anakin-” ✦ Prompted - Chapter 14: #BinGate by intermundia, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, mild d/s, modern au, 3.9k    Bake Off AU, judge/former contestant, light scolding kink. ✦ perks of promotion by treescape, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, modern au, professor!obi-wan, 2k    Obi-Wan and Anakin celebrate Obi-Wan’s promotion. ✦ me and my man, we get on like a house on fire by tennessoui, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & cast, NSFW, modern au, 14.8k    Obi-Wan had just wanted to relax in a nice bath, get away from the pressures of international stardom. Just for a night. A few hours. Too bad he accidentally starts a kitchen fire instead. REBELS RECS: ✦ Living memory. by outpastthemoat, kanan/hera & depa & ezra, 1.1k wip    Kanan has been on the run for the majority of his life. And danger has become merely another tool he wields, as much as his blaster or saber. At night, Kanan examines his memories. ORIGINAL TRILOGY RECS: ✦ time and time and time again by gigglesandfreckles, obi-wan & anakin & leia & luke & cast, 9.6k    “I know who you are,” she interrupts, staring at his hand suspiciously. “You’re Ben. Luke’s teacher.” He smiles at that. “I have had many titles, but…’Luke’s teacher’ is one I confess to being quite proud of.” ✦ Glimpses by SpyroTF, anakin & han, 1k    When Vader steps aboard the Millennium Falcon for the first time, he doesn’t react the way Han expects him to. ✦ Paternal Relations by willowcrowned, obi-wan & anakin & luke, 1.2k    Oh shit, Luke thinks, Vader is my dad’s ex-husband. ✦ Mouse Droids and How To Fix Them – A Quick And Easy Guide [Livestream] by loosingletters, luke & leia, 2.3k    As the future Queen of Alderaan, Leia is under a lot of pressure and stress. So what if she stays up late to watch a farmboy mechanic fix a droid? FULL DETAILS + RECS HERE!

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Hot take: Obi-Wan Kenobi was the chosen one

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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

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some modern filipino ahsokas for our honourary SE asian queen

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WE AS A SPECIES DO NOT DESERVE CHIRRUT IMWE

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“So, you got yourself a new weapon.  Are you happy now?” “No, I’ll be happy when I get to use it.” I’M CRYING AT CHIRRUT’S FACE, LIKE, YES, CHIRRUT, THIS IS THE GUY YOU WILLINGLY CHOSE TO MARRY.  ALSO, YOU DESERVE THIS BECAUSE YOU’RE 10X WORSE THAN BAZE EVER HAS BEEN.