cthulhu-with-a-fez
cthulhu-with-a-fez
a sexy apocalypse in a can
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Kelly. 27. she/her. Maryland, USA, Earth, The Known Universe. Hot mess of multifandom best enjoyed with cinnamon.
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 47 minutes ago
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 2 hours ago
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I need you all to see what I just finished
A life sized crochet Sinosauropteryx prima complete with pico-feathering in as scientifically-accurate of a pattern and color as I possibly could. I had to read some literature to get it right but I think this is one of the best projects I've ever made. What do I name her? 2-L 7Up bottle for scale
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I've been working on her since September. The entire base was crocheted in this mustard I had a million skeins of. She didn't even use up one
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I love her so much she's gonna sit above my TV in the living room for now until we move and I can have a Designated Spot for her <3
Her mouth can open and close and I purposefully put her in a laying-down position so that she can lay on surfaces well. 4 toes on each foot and 3 fingers on each hand :)
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 2 hours ago
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 2 hours ago
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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 4 hours ago
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I cannot believe they solved this.
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 5 hours ago
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watching a video and realizing I miss the term "flame war", it was JUST tongue-in-cheek goofy enough of a term to describe how silly it was to carry on long arguments online over shit that doesn't matter and was often started/spurned by a troll. Now ALL of it is just "discourse" or "engagement" which feels like they put a godawful slap of PR paint over the surface of flame wars like a cheap landlord looking to charge 1000 dollars more for the same crumbling walls
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 7 hours ago
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 8 hours ago
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Solarz System, for NKS © Peter Solarz
Diptych, 12x24. Enamel, acrylic, flow acrylic, old watch parts, found objects, vintage costume jewelry, DNA, glitter, epoxy resin on wood panel.
Made this after my Dad passed last month, time to make some frames.
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 10 hours ago
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 11 hours ago
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very hard to do
7 colors 40 frames
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 13 hours ago
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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 15 hours ago
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 15 hours ago
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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 15 hours ago
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Miss Grand India 2023 Final Evening Gown
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 16 hours ago
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 16 hours ago
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cthulhu-with-a-fez · 16 hours ago
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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