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mom keeps sending me like lynchian fucking photos of my cat
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when the grocery store worker lets you slice an extra chunk off the unblinking behemoth
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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth
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5 year old son watching cars 2 with me: Mater's funnyy
me: He's alright. Nothing to write home about. *on phone texting his mother* Mater is acting out of fucking pocket. You have to watch this.
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wikipedia wolf transfirmation
when someone transforms into a wolf, its really painful, their butt is facing the camera so they have to censor it, they howl and their feet get longer. why does it always focus in on the feet getting longer
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you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions
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Never buying second hand Manga ever again 🙏
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Keinen kachō gafu - Keinen Imao - 1891 - via Internet Archive
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new overwatch hero released who is the concept of being immortal and walking over an infinite plane. some color pallete swap skins as always where tve horizon changes color
and a legendary skin where it is dark nighttime and youre wading through waisthigh water. to your left and right are chainlink fences 2.30m tall, endless corridor forward
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Good morning who has a side quest for me today?
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