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this is my first and probably only deltarune fanart please enjoy it

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so my partner went to dallas for work training and ended up at a model store. he knows i like Initial D and wanted to get me a model, and while he wasn't quite sure which one to get, he ended up picking one anyway

which one did he end up picking?

i love him so much

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Argentina

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Škoda L&K 130 Concept, 2025. The Czech apprentices have been at it again, this time 28 Vocational School students have transformed a Škoda Superb Combi into a support vehicle for bicycle races. The Student Car No. 10 celebrates 130 years of Škoda and company’s links to cycling heritage.

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just finished deltarune up to the new chaps and I already know I'm gonna have to go back and do a Good Job run

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laying on my stomach with my chin in my hands and kicking my feet and giggling

Dropped Alice off for new brake lines at the mechanic yesterday afternoon. Now I'm waiting for the callback and the longer the day goes on the more I'm mentally pacing the hospital corridors.

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Alice has problems, but every time I see her I grin and every time I drive her I get compliments ☺️

Dropped Alice off for new brake lines at the mechanic yesterday afternoon. Now I'm waiting for the callback and the longer the day goes on the more I'm mentally pacing the hospital corridors.

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what the fuck was this subplot

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Dropped Alice off for new brake lines at the mechanic yesterday afternoon. Now I'm waiting for the callback and the longer the day goes on the more I'm mentally pacing the hospital corridors.

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DiMora JX Coupe, 2007. A one-off based on a based on a 1999 Chrysler Concorde designed and built by DiMora Motorcar.

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i asked the guy what azure subscription he needed a thing deployed to and he sent me a screenshot of his PowerBI license

client devs when discussing security measures: these measures are meant for regular users. we are power users who know what we are doing and do not need to be coddled.

also client devs: what environments do we have. where is power bi located.

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in wigan attempts to define it without reference to gravy implicitly invite the comparison through gravy's conspicuous absence

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i feel like 90% of adaptations don't justify their own existence. And the types of adaptations that fans of the source material like and the types of adaptations that production companies like to make are both some of the worst most pointless ones imaginable

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client devs when discussing security measures: these measures are meant for regular users. we are power users who know what we are doing and do not need to be coddled.

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There's a diner near me that is really mad about all the construction. This shouldn't be a surprise to everyone, because the natural enemy of any small business owner is "literally anything." Turns out that the big wigs at City Hall callously decided that they should repair the sidewalk in front of the diner, so that little old ladies don't trip and bust their heads open on their way to buy a $19 brunch.

Now, any normal person would simply shrug and accept that it's going to be a little inconvenient to eat there for a couple of weeks. Not these folks, who immediately flew off the handle and demanded the resignation and/or ritual suicide of their city councillor. Then the councillors of the adjacent ridings. Then the mayor. By the time they were done screaming at every politician they could find up to and including on the International Space Station (which has an informal "mayor" astronaut onboard at all times, due to historical precedent) they were out of legal options. It was time for them to get dirty.

I took the contract, of course. Being a freelance shithead has become really easy since the advent of the internet. Used to be, you'd have to make a name for yourself being a sort of apprentice henchperson, before you could really do all the serious henching. Now, if your website is nice enough, you can jump right to the head of the class. I had my friend XHTML Nancy put it together for me. She's really good at making the little CSS animations of me beating a bookie half to death with a blackjack.

My job was to get revenge on the local councillor, by stealing their car. Now, I'm not one of those folks who would ordinarily mess with anyone else's vehicle. Cars are a unique expression of one's innermost personality, and have natural virtue on their own regardless of your opini– hot goddamn, a Mercedes C-class? You might as well just drive a taxi to work. Anyway, I hotwired that shit, but then quickly realized I don't know how to drive an automatic transmission. I ended up leaving it in "R," for "revenge," at which point the car made a scary noise, that in retrospect was probably a working stereo (I am also unfamiliar with this concept.) In fear, I hopped out of the car, only to watch it careen across the parking lot, jump a sidewalk, and then smash directly into the window of the diner across the street.

I still got paid – the rent-a-thug platform is very serious about either settling your bill or getting a bad rating – but things worked out in the end. I'm told that after all the commotion, the city's construction worker union refused to work at an unsafe job site and just left a giant, empty pit where the sidewalk used to be in front of the diner. Every morning, the councillor goes over and inspects it. That's some good foot traffic. I bet he can afford the $25 mimosa platter, too.