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« i don’t think i could tell you when the last time i got laid was. and i’m not sure if that’s the best news i’ve figured out all year, or the worst. »
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PERRIE: don't know if you have yet ... but ... if you haven't ... you should buy our single Hair on iTunes !!
PERRIE: i'll gift you with in-n-out if you do ok ?? ok
PERRIE: and well if you don't like that then, idk whatever else you want tbh ??
mar: i will 100% take u up on that
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pez: well they suck
pez: luv ur kinks
pez: and urself
mar: yass bitch
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harry: ok you're right i don't think i can talk about this without dying
mar: what, you've never tried fluffy handcuffs?
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jade: we can still get some ice cream
jade: if u buy (:
mar: say pls
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liam: nah, not really
mar: oooo what r u into?
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jade: ok i'm not that stupid
jade: and i'm also not vanilla (:
mar: i still want ice cream
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pez: are people really not admitting it ??
pez: what losers
mar: closeted kinksters.
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jade: what's it code for?
jade: are we talking about fucking?
mar: it's code 4 ice cream
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harry: i mean...i guess i'm a little adventurous?
mar: are we talking like
mar: fluffy handcuffs
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louis: years of media training will do that to a lad.
louis: yeah, but that's entirely my point, innit. i'd say i'm not, but somebody into hella shit would likely say i am, so what's the answer? yes or no?
mar: geez r u into like
mar: hanging ppl up frm ceilings n shit?
mar: damn boy
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dinah: nah girl im caramel
dinah: wait what does vanilla mean
mar: oh cupcake, ur definitely vanilla
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pez: nope
pez: ain't got no time for vanilla shit :)
mar: ur the first one to admit it high five
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liam: nvm i just understood what you meant
mar: r u?
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liam: what the fuck does this mean
mar: i'm gonna say if u have 2 ask u prob r
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jade: is ice cream code for something else (:
mar: i mean it could be
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