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car is bad for MANY reasons but being a private place to belt along to music is not one if them

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they should invent a gender i want to be

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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The humble and beautiful PDF does not deserve to now have the term “PDF file” be a censored version of the word pedophile. She has been nothing but good to us. You all apologize right now

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

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How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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attic storage

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It's not about when, where, or why...It's about who.

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hello VN developer. You have said that your VN is "more than just a dating sim". In front of you is a computer with a copy of Konami's 1994 Tokimeki Memorial. You have to play through it and get confessed to by Shiori Fujisaki on your first try. Should you fail that, the bomb placed below the chair you're tied to will explode. Good luck.

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she our on my flag til i mean. she flag on my mean. she flag on my mean til i death. she flag til i. she mean she mean on my flag til i’m death

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i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER

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TEN YEARS OLD IS TEN YEARS OLD

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jumpstart preschool thru second grade: ohhhh tee hee hee colors and playtime in the classroom! let's read a story and have a snack and dance to fun little songs!

jumpstart third grade: