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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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has this been done yet?
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there's no good h2g2 merch in the year of our lord 2025 so i had to make my own


shoutout to the thrift store for having a plain black hoodie
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there's no good h2g2 merch in the year of our lord 2025 so i had to make my own


shoutout to the thrift store for having a plain black hoodie
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this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please
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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans
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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies
[tip me im broke lol]
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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I鈥檝e never had a reheading go this horribly before. I鈥檇 say I鈥檓 pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won鈥檛 go back on the body??聽Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I鈥檓 not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head鈥檚 just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn鈥檛 attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn鈥檛 working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn鈥檛 stretching over the neck right!! And I鈥檓 way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!!聽And I don鈥檛 wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
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