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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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JORSE 🍋

sitting in my room picking the cat hair off my clothes like a game of “she loves me, she loves me not” but instead of seeing whether she loves me,(she does) it’s if I get to draw horses or not(I’m going to)

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when you go on your horse drawing adventures would you be so kind as to draw me one

sitting in my room picking the cat hair off my clothes like a game of “she loves me, she loves me not” but instead of seeing whether she loves me,(she does) it’s if I get to draw horses or not(I’m going to)

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homosexuality is infecting thine thread

old embroidery floss strikes again

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acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

“I went to the store with her–him”

“He and I–sorry she and I went to the movies”

“He’s–I mean they’re a big fan of Marvel Comics”

not acceptable ways to correct yourself if you misgender a trans person

“She really likes–oh my god I mean he, I’m so sorry, I just don’t have it down yet, you need to give me time, I mean, I’m getting it, I promise, it’s just so hard sometimes, and I don’t even know where that came from, and I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to, you just have to go easy on me, I’ve never done this before, it’s just, I’m getting it, it won’t happen again, it’s just hard, you get it, right?”

this has been a psa

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

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Are you mayhaps a charlatan?

how dare thee! thou disgraced my honor. thou shalt meet me at the bluff half past midday

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

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me (in the middle of a swordfight) (we've been at it for a while, it's getting awkward and I need to break the silence) "Have at thee!" (thinking) man that was stupid. I sounded so stupid. they must think I'm a fucking idiot.