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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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I go to the board game convention

board: games

table: top

pieces: eaten

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they didnt like it that much i guess

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This article title made me laugh so hard for being so absolutely savage

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one of my favorite subgenres of tumblr post is when someone whos never read homestuck makes an extremely hyperspecific shitpost that coincidentally happens to be VERY reminiscent of some weird shit that happens in homestuck and then gets confused and terrified when people start tagging the post as homestuck