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Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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Photo-Series by Bogdan Gîrbovan About How Different People Live In Identical Apartments

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

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asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

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Spin the wheel. You are now dating this SoulsBorne boss.

The sequel to the Elden Ring wheel, now with 222 entries (no images because of my fucking god)

Same rules: -Animals were cut -Assume all monster bosses can consent -Consort Radahn was cut cause I don't need to whack that hornet's nest

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when the lesbian yearning hits and you just feel like screaming in the inside

thank you for sharing!

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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So tired. :(

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gorillas are so cute

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Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.