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don't get people that hate their looks I'm too busy having gray eyes

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goodnight I'll see you all in your dreams <3

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Had a guy literally reach around my friend to light my cig and my response was literally holding up my hand to tell him to back off because I already had my matchbox + match in my hands

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I love boldly hitting on men, watching them be surprised and like jump to try to hit on me back but fumble because they werent expecting it, and then commenting on how flustered they're getting - had a guy completely bright red the other day

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Can't tell if I'm a lesbian or if the years of consuming/writing fanfiction has made my standards so high that it's impossible for the men I'm with to reach them

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REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I think the non-binary and genderfluid pride flags are kinda meh but the transmasculine pride flag? Oh ho HO

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There's a lot of talk about how people who have lime green hair are always insane and it scares them, etc. but I come to argue that they are the fun type of insane. They are the type of insane that is for humor and you generally have a good time with them!! The real menace is people that tint their hair burgundy those are the types of bitches that will put sugar in your gas tank

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I love men they're so nice but the idea of having a wife??? Consumes me

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Bro I just found out INSOLES can make you 3.5 inches taller if you get the right ones????? I'm- :)) watch me wear three inch insoles with some two-three inch platforms to make myself 5'7

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I need some platform combat boots and if I can't find them then I'll make them

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Its so crazy that I'll be depressed for a week and not realize why I'm depressed and then the second I realize it's because I want to present masc and then I DO it and suddenly I'm just :) like I just had to present heavily masc for one day ONE day and then I felt better gender is so fucking wild

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Just found out that economics is considered stem

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Its official I hate my risk management teacher