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One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

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WHAT

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We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.

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he's reeeally pushing his luck

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The most confusing thing about adulthood is going back to places you visited as a child and seeing how much smaller everything is.

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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

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if i'm honest with myself i don't know why bodies don't decompose in a bog. i would have thought they'd have been straight off in there. but actually they're fine

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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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