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Orange is the New Black meme » Six inmates

┕[6/6] Lorna Morello

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What is the social etiquette for being a bad/distant friend? Can I send edible arrangements?

Being an adult + on your own is too exhausting with student loans coming up, bye.

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I just died and went to heaven.

Mozzarella, pineapple, blackbean, corn, salsa, guacamole, quesadilla heaven

aka when I cook I throw shit together and pray.

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Impressionist sings Total Eclipse Of The Heart as 19 divas including Kristin Chenoweth, Barbra Streisand, Julie Andrews, and Britney Spears.

Can we just…the Julie Andrews one? 

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Read it starting from the top, then starting from the bottom.

I love it. 

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Moving out in a week! I’m so excited!

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Not Expecting Any Miracles..

Time to break some bad habits.

Stop eating ice cream MULTIPLE times a day

Stop fucking procrastinating. 

Start being a little more active. I'm not expecting a miracle, but do SOMETHING each day, you bum.

Don't let your room mate talk you into watching a million episodes of a tv show at once, you're being lazy.

Don't screw it up or overthink it with Prince Charming.

To Do

Finish editing this god forsaken wedding. No one is going to do it for you and the bride surely wants to see it ASAP.

Eat more fucking fruit.

Attempt vegetables and figure out what your Crohn's is going to let you eat.

Look up some damn Crohn's recipes. Its not going away.

Apply for more jobs. The freelancing gig is awesome, but you're eventually going to need health benefits.

Get crafty again.

Do some shit on your bucket list of adventures.

Remember to text people back/at all you suck at this.

Be more positive.

Explore more.

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Love this girl! She’s leaning in at a nice young age.

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FINALLY A TAMPON COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SUCK

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Porn Sex vs Real Sex, The Differences Explained With Food

This was worth every second omg

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the only thing vine is good for is jerome jarre’s vines. he’s a french guy living in new york and he just likes to make people smile he’s the cutest thing ever

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Excuse me while I draw cuties having safe, consensual sex :>

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