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also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

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Possibly controversial opinion. I think mcr fans need to act more elitist lol. I think the band’s somewhat still remaining reputation of being a cringe band for young immature people can largely be contributed to fans grouping them in with other bands that are no where near the same caliber in terms of skill and execution.

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Ok another thing about romance novels is that "romance" and "erotica" have kind of fused into one thing. Like at my work we shelve em all under romance. So there's really no way of knowing how explicit a particular book will get. With some books the branding makes it obvious but plenty of others will have the same pastel quirky genre of cover design with widely varying levels of descriptive-ness when it comes to sex

So one book will have extremely flirty undertones and lots of tension but then the sex scenes are mostly vibes and vague sensual descriptions (which is still nice dgmw) while another might be full on fucking and sucking right out the gate, but you don't really have the easiest way to tell which will be which until youve read it.

I don't really have a thesis here I'm just remarking on a thing I've noticed. I do kind of wish it was easier to tell though. Even relatively tame ones will have reviews calling them "steamy" so it's kind of a dice roll every time. Spinning my big roulette wheel of fuck

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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I missed you!

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the addams family - gomez and morticia

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

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I could NOT ever have a child because I would speak with a weird ass voice around them to force them to develop a fucked up accent and then they’d come home from their first day of school and say "my liege" (I would also teach them this) "why do all the kids talk different from me" and I'd just be like "thought it would be funny. did they make fun of you lol"

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Moral support

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People don't talk enough about how Simon believed that he'd never make it past Watford? Like he thought he was Chosen for one purpose and that was to be fodder in a war he barely understood/cared about. And he still got up everyday and tried so fucking hard at everything. Simon Snow you may not be the chosen one, but you'll always be a hero