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Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice
Me: *is really lonely* shit
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Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
- Unknown
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me*gets a text back* *me reads text* also me: *this conversation is dead af*
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it don't matter if i reply to u a week later u better reply to me immediately when i text u bc im an insecure piece of 💩
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Actually no
you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself
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When straight girls say they are going gay bc a boy broke their heart……. literally girls will break ur heart, collect ur tear, and use it as moisturizer.
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No Shave November
No Boyfriend November
No Money November
No Sleep November
No Idea What I’m Doing with my Life November
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bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am
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Uterus: oh is it exam week?
Me: yeah it's actually really stressful so if you could just chill
Uterus: it would be a shame if something were to-
Me: hoe don't do it
Uterus: happen
Me: oh my god
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That moment when you're trying to be a responsible adult but u loose your car keys and u tryna b smooth and not consult ur parents but they find out anyways
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