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album artwork for bekimachine’s upcoming single COLOURS which will be released later this month ✨
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i think people on this website have such a positive valence toward cringe because when they think of cringe they think of like furries instead of (for example) people who described themselves as "cuomosexuals" in 2020
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i was telling my roommate about how the first girl i ever had a crush on in high school was really into homestuck, which made me read all of it to impress her. and how, even though we never became more than acquaintances, reading homestuck caused a ripple effect that changed the trajectory of my life forever. and my roommate. my roommate just looks at me and goes “revolver ocelot behavior.” how the fuck do i recover from this
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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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Murintr, custom monster design commission by Katrin Buttig
This artist on Instagram
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i used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. then I thought, look who’s telling me that…
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tommy Tallarico's house is for sale
Witness the end
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maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only
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"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!
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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:




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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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Intruder Alarm (Signal d'alarme) is the third out of four cards that I made for the new Wilds of Eldraine set for Magic: The Gathering!
I can't wait for players to use this card for all of those spicy combos!
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