* Hullo Hullo there. * Welcome dear uninvited friend. * you are lost? worry not. I will ensure your safety. Take my hand... (ind. irizu from sara is missing. by Tess Horrorshow. est. april 2017.)
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Markiplier plays “Resident Evil 7″ - Part 2 - sentence starters
1. “I didn’t see that the first time I played this game. Where did that come from?”
2. “Oh shit, I am alone.”
3. “No, I’m a brave ______! I’m a brave ______ and I’m gonna brave the dangers in this house.”
4. “Hello? ______? Is that you, ______? Friend?”
5. “Still night. I have a funny feeling it’s going to be perpetually night the entire time I’m here.”
6. “Who goes up to a cop and asks them for their gun? That’s like the number one suspicious thing that you could possibly do!”
7. “Oh, so you’re, like, a legit ______, and you might actually be able to help me. I should put my knife away.”
8. “Oh, I can’t go up there? It looks like I can go up there. Oh, come on now, it looks like I can go up there!”
9. “He/she/they/it’s still moving. Holy shit, he/she/they/it’s still moving.”
10. “Hi, _______. Hi. I didn’t see you there.”
11. “Oh, wait. Am I getting near your room? Oh boy, I hope not.”
12. “I thought you left for a second there, ______. I would have been devastated if you were gone. I would also be ecstatic if you were gone.”
13. “Sorry about killing your ______, but I’m pretty sure she’s/he’s/they’re gonna be back.”
14. “I don’t know which one is more ominous to go down, but I’m going to go down this way first.”
15. “I don’t know if I want to go in there, but I’m gonna give it a go. Gonna give it a gander.”
16. “That sounds horrible. Why would you say things like that?”
17. “I don’t know how that black magic works, but okay. I’ll trust that.”
18. “That’s perfectly normal and standard behavior for anything in a cursed house with a cursed family that can never die.”
19. “MAYBE I SHOULDN’T BE SHOUTING! IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CLOSE ENVIRONMENT!”
20. “I’M A BRAVE _______!”
21. “Don’t jumpscare me, please.”
22. “Well, that’s awfully convenient. I don’t know what I’m going to do with that, but I’ll take it.”
23. “Oh good, a bathroom! Nothing bad ever happened in a horror game in the fucking bathroom.”
24. “That’s gotta suck for _______. Like, you’re immortal, but you’re stuck in your old body.”
25. “Why can’t I use that there? It’s very obvious that I can use that there!”
26. “Boy, _______ really got a good security measure for this one.”
27. “It’s a thing! I can make a thing out of this thing!”
28. “I already told you! I found it out! It’s ______’s ashes!”
29. “Stop splashing yourself with goop juice! You’re getting too much goop everywhere! Conserve it, save it! Save the goop.”
30. “Oh, hi. You want some goop?”
31. “You alive? You better not be. Better not come alive, ______. Better not come alive.”
31. “Fuck, I hate basements!”
32. “Why does it look like the walls were oozing blood?”
33. “It had… it had a lot of teeth. I saw a lot of teeth. Out of nowhere. I saw a lot of fucking teeth.”
34. “I’m starting to see some more intricate things in this house that shouldn’t be in a normal house with a normal family.”
35. “It’s locked. Of course it’s locked! God, there are so many things that are locked in this ______.”
36. “I’m gonna back out, ya know. I’m just gonna bail. I’m gonna bail on that one.”
37. “Anybody wants some? Huh? I’ve got a whole lot of some, if anybody want it.”
38. “They’re giving me a lot of ammo and health, which usually a bad sign. Shit.”
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#𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 (about;)#𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲 𝓭𝓸 (lifestyle;)#|| i may have switched blogs just to post this#because this is it this is basically your entire interaction with him
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|| Lemme just pop this one back up, while I semi-quietly beg the universe to give Riz a corrupt cop friend.
Because this is a buddy relationship-slash-conspiracy I never knew I needed.
#𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉 (ooc;)#kind of spoiled the twist there but i doubt anyone really cares#+10000 points if it's part of a fuckin urban myth#if you get taken out on a call into the forest. you rarely come back. no one knows why.
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@thevalentinofamily
“Entirely possible. But you’ve followed me down two other aisles without getting something for your little basket.” She smiles though, picking up a few apples and neatly tying them up in the little bag, humming to herself, “Surely a nice young man like yourself has something better to do than watch a lady choose produce and cereals?”
❝ Then— you’ve CAUGHT me. ❞ The man doesn’t seem especially ashamed, and continues smiling at her as he reaches for his own plastic bag. ❝ But I mean you no harm. I PROMISE. You just strike me as . . . ❞
❝ . . . very FAMILIAR. ❞
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Ancient Herbalist and Apothecary Symbols, “The Witches’ Almanac”, 2016.
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“Strange to see a fresh face around here.” ( swess ye )
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❝That’s a good deal less than I’m seeing of YOU right now. Not that I’m complaining.❞
☦ 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 a tiny smirk, the man raises his burning cigarette back to his mouth, PURRING out his last few words before placing it back between his lips.
❝It’s quite nice.❞
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“Are you following me?” The woman asks, looking concerned, but not too worried as she eyes the man behind her. (Vickie)
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❝ Do you not think it’s possible that we just have the SAME organic produce needs?❞
☦ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 dark-haired man smiles warmly down at her, tossing the pale green apple in his hand up into the air and neatly catching it again.❝ No, I’m not following you. I can make myself even SCARCER, if you like.❞
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“King is dead, long live the king” by Rudolf Vlček instagram | facebook
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A few Starters - Ice Breakers
“Are you following me?”
“Hey, watch where you’re going.”
“You look vaguely familiar…”
“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
“Do you need help with that?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
“Hey handsome/beautiful.”
“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
“It’s you, isn’t it?”
“Happy to see me again?”
“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
“You looking to start a fight or something?”
“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
“Come with me, no time to explain!”
“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
“Are these guys bothering you?”
“Hey, leave him/her alone!”
“You look tired. Need a ride?”
“Shit shit, are you okay?!”
“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
“Well look what the cat dragged in.”
“Never thought I’d see your face again.”
“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
“You look like bad news….”
“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
“Nice to meet you.”
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Smooches the cult boi 😘😘
❝ . . . I do have a NAME, love. Have you already forgotten it? ❞

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Grace for Sale- Terrance Zdunich
#|| I don't have a VC tag yet so pardon while I go think of one#but yeah. I can never reblog this enough times. :D
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[TXT: Unknown] "Your presence is a familiar one. Is it possible you've got fame to your title? {siimulatiion} [ hi there!! ]

[TXT: Irizu]: Hullo there. and who might I be speaking to?
[TXT: Irizu]: and just where do you think you have found me? I sense no presence here, besides myself.
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