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2021 edition

(original)

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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🚨🚨🚨NIGHTMARE KART IS FINALLY AVAILABLE ON STEAM🚨🚨🚨

FUCKING GET IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAA

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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funky little guys

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She’s just like me honestly

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"You can suck penis but you can't pee suckness" sounds like a stupid YouTube poop line but it's actually the opening line of Hamilton

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I'm genuinely crying right now

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Yknow you could tell me all the gross perverted things you wanna do to me....... if u want

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angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

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Gerard P Donelan

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the weight of all the things you (haven't) done.

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Getting kungpowgirlpenised for pride month

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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this can only funny to me to me at this point. oh who could have seen this coming. hundreds of layoffs and dozens of studio closures. what do you mean there's no video games

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