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"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

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A shame there wasn't a time all four Beatles fell into the same abandoned well at once together

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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

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What do you do when a printer doesn't work

I seek the wisdom of Marcus Aurelius.

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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

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— danagray

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house md is awesome

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did you try jerking it off and back on again

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I want to be him when I grow up

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my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

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