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me trying not to curse in front of my teachers in school

i made it in English class and my teacher was laughing at it on the securely 😭😭😭😭

Hey I made this thing

HELP????? I feel like these are the four horsemen of me trying not to curse in front of patients or children at work 💀 the secret fifth answer is oh my goodness oh golly oh gee

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Rose and blue!!!!

STAWP ILYSM YOUR LITERALLY THE SWEETEST

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watching d&g

Lots more under the cut 🤭

WARNING SPOILERS FOR S1 EP1

Having the girl list the signs is so ket core ( @mandarinmoons )

wtf is this dude on the train doing😭😭

and why isn't presumably the mom stopping him 😭😭

the train is for everyone stfu

are we seeing Greg and dharma meet for the first time???

I think we are 🤭 ADORBS

adult dharma??

OKG HI TGGH HI BBY

I love the mirror parallel

also why is dawg just carrying like some newspapers 😭😭

This co worker is a fucking creep

also HI TGGG HI BBY YOU LOOK SO CUTE HIII

why is bro wearing like the same outfit as Aaron hotchner

this intro is adorbs but is this lady doing kissing my man???

his stuttering 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

okay so he is a lawyer

FINKLESTEIN 💀💀💀💀

wtf is this lady on

yall im 3 mins in how am i such a yapper i need to shut up

OMFG AT RHE BASEBALL GAME

"i wasn't talking to you" "well you are now"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

imma need like 3-4 business days to recover from that 😔🙏

bro what when did they buy plane tickets how do they have the money for it on hand 😭😭😭

of fucking course dharma is a van life kid

Gunther 🤨🤨🤨🤨

EWWW WHY IS HE STARING LIKE THAG

IN MY NOGHTMARES

Fucking pick me boy with their story we we ew

he's so lovey dovey but also the most annoying dude ever

so Rossi core getting married like that

no way you jsut had sex

these laugh tracks are getting on my nerves

omfg can I jsut say dharmas bed is AMAZING

GREGS PANTS

GREGORYS MOTHER LMFAOOO

"what. What?"

You go break up with Ivan girl I'm so proud of her

OMFG HER APARTMENT IS FUCMING ICONIC

Also her dogs are adorbs

your so real Greg I would feel like I needed tums if my mother in law walks around the house naked when she paints

Ouuu palm reading someone call ket (@mandarinmoons)

Larry is a little odd

this whole family is a little off and I kinda love them

Oh ooo I forgot abt Greg's parents

Awwhhhhh wholesome Greg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

défend her king

Greg's digging himself into deeper whole stop

karma and dharma 💀💀

dharma stop talking abt sex at lunch

first argument awwwww

"You want honesty? Fine I think your being a child!"

DILF HOTCHCORE BARK BARK BARK SOMEONE SEDATE ME

"I went to vassor"

DOGGIES!!

dharma's looks and nails and hair and jewelry EATSSSSSSS

"no you shut up" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stop i can't

im in love this is such a good show

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GREY HAIRED EMILY PRENTISS ML

she could do things to me...

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Me thanking you after your little yap session x

me to you bc you let me yap constantly

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hey will you accept this my favorite person award

I'm taking up the mantel of writing as many Hotch x Male reader fics and general CM fics as I can because there simply are not enough out there and us CM guys deserve it

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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This is actually so funny bc today in histoire geo we talked abt this whole phenomenon that happened in France where people were stealing peoples garden gnomes from their gardens and putting them in the woods bc they're whimsical creatures and that's were their real home is 😭😭😭😭 and like they would make fake signs that say like "ma vie mon choix" (my life my choice) 😭😭😭

that is so funny because I like men:

M onstrously

E ndowed

g N omes

^ literally my man if anobody is wondering

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do you ever go:

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 life 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

but then:

🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️🇺🇸🦅Matthew Gray Gubler 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸🦅🎞️ 🇺🇸

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look, you decided to be mutuals with the same guy who made this

One of the smartest people i know and yet he pulls this shit 😭 @cumulo-stratus

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this man is the biggest slut ever i need to bite him

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This is a MUST

I HAVE to know

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Grammarly: you have 181 advanced errors.

Me: suck my ass. It's called creative writing.

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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sup

I think I liked it better when we weren't mutuals

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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silly fanfic!!!!

I had a pretty peachy day myself <3 I got my mid term grade for one of my classes and I'm rly happy with it<33 annddd I went to the super market with my mom and got silly little snacks 🤭🤭

and tmr I have a fun little school event !! So that's good 😊

Hi bby how was your day my pookie schoomkie wookie dookie bear

hello my sweet cloud!

my day was rather dandy, i worked all day and now im watching the lauren arc on cm and writing some silly little fanfic!

how are you? did you have a good day?? it's almost the end of the week!!!!