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Thinking here and... I'm one of who believes that Jun Wu has very similar attitudes to those of sexual abusers.

He has been obsessed with Xie Lian's virginity since his first ascension, so much so that he took him to the land of tenderness to be poisoned with an aphrodisiac;

He has a sword that tests people's virginity?? And of course he used it on Xie Lian;

The calm speech, the intimacy, the way he acts as if everything is normal and praising Xie Lian's growth too... Um, you know, it's very common for sexual abusers to act so naturally towards their victims, even if he is recognized, he will act as if he even has the right to be intimate;

Jun Wu always tries to keep everyone away from Xie Lian and make Xie Lian move away from people too, or humiliate him in some way. For example, trying to make Xie Lian move away from Hua Cheng, wanting to make him believe that Hua Cheng isn't a good person and isn't worthy of his trust, making Xie Lian feel guilty and like someone lesser than him and is being disobedient.

For some people this may not be important, I'm not going to get into the discussion of "fiction x reality", "romanticization" etc., I have no interest in discussing it here, I don't want to know about it, cause I already have my own opinions.

However, for me it's important, this language is too violent for me, and it reflects a lot on my own experiences, which is why I end up thinking about these things a lot. Anyway.

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I drew this stupid thing because of a short conversation I had with @th3-tr4sh-b0y about how hua cheng PROBABLY spent 800 years microdosing actual trash in preparation for Xie Lian's Treasured Royal Cooking. lmfao...

Edit: i fixed some of the colouring gaps

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I don't ship cumplane romantically, but I've imagined how funny it would be if they became friends with benefits

Shen Qingqiu: I'm not gay?

Shang Qinghua: Dude, we've literally been fucking each other

Shen Qingqiu: Yeah? Platonically??

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Trying out new sketching styles… weekend come fast, got some full pieces to finish 🙏

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my favorite part of TGCF so far is when Xie Lian discovers the cave of ten thousand gods and his reaction is just

"omg does this mean he like-likes me??" 🥺

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silly video trend with hualian (i just wanted to swap their outfits)

if you didn’t know who they were, do you think it’d actually be difficult 🤔

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posting fafa alone since I’m too busy for personal art atm 😭

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Still tryna figure out how to draw chibis, so beefleaf shall assist 🍖🍃

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Gege please, you're ruining his bad boy persona

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I wonder what proverbial black sheep binghe looks like

good question! he has four horns! like hebridean sheep. he also thinks about making out with shen qingqiu during important meetings and feels murderous rage when people interrupt his elaborate fantasies

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i'm out of my head,

hopelessly devoted

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And honestly, it has always been said that Hua Cheng has a strong grip and likes to bite and drive Xie Lian to exhaustion, or did everyone forget the extra where Xie Lian loses his memories and wakes up completely destroyed??

Hua Cheng has always been a bully in bed, he always liked to exhaust Xie Lian, to squeeze, grab, bite and destroy, this man is extremely possessive guys, he doesn't hold back!!

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в жизни каждого художника наступает момент, когда ему нужно проверить свои знания в анатомии

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xie lian's slightly shitty puns are what make hua cheng feel alive ok

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the reason we need more mushroom sqq fics is bc we need more sqq mental-gymnasting himself into believing that because no one knows it's him, it's okay to stop repressing his consciousness about men he finds pretty. also he may look like a man but he's technically a mushroom, and mushrooms are not male or have gender or anything like that, so he's actually free of expectations!

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this is the first time ive ever drawn xie lian, im so sorry bbgirl 😭

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man its so funny that xie lian was taught how to ignore the desires towards women but not men making him a walking gay disaster in front of hua cheng.

also the first reaction that xie lian has when he realises he is gay is not an identity crisis but he straight up blames his teacher for not teaching what to do in front of such an attractive man. 🤣